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Sweet as honey Sad girl

[y-o-u-t-h-s]

[nonegenderleftlesbian]

I am a les-bean. Small and round and loves girls

[prokopetz]

Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.

Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.

[glitchlight]

pro cilantro and anti cilantro

[theamazingsallyhogan]

Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”

No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.

[cerynn]

Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is

[ethantheheffalump-deactivated20]

Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG

[jungwildeandfree]

I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity 

[digitaldiscipline]

“Pass the gestalt.”

[copperbadge]

“Ah, congratulations on producing offspring, Human Susan! I am pleased to inform you that you have a healthy baby Edible.”

[shinydefendorcheesecake]

I like how this implies that the aliens will be completely integrated into society, to the point that we let them into delivery rooms without freaking out, trying to shoot them while also making an embarrassing effort to erase each others memory with flash lights

[copperbadge]

If they’re at the point where they can troll us by gendering us into Edible and Inedible I think we’ve passed the Men In Black phase and gone straight to Acceptance. 

[clearancecreedwatersurvival]

Some reminders about Dr. King before tomorrow:

The United States Government was convicted in court of his murder.

He spoke out against police brutality, capitalism, and war.

He believed that white moderates were and are the greatest threat to civil rights, moreso than any hate group.

He was arrested over 10 times.

He was considered a dangerous radical by the majority of white Americans. 

He refused to condemn rioters, because “a riot is the language of the unheard.”

Any white person who voted for Trump who tries to use MLK or his words as a rhtetorical tactic to justify their bigotry and complain about people protesting can personally come to my apartment in the next 24 hours for an ass-kicking.

[profeminist]

Source

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

even if the fraud was like 5% it wouldn’t compare to rich people cheating the system by trillions lmao

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Why don't we talk about Portugal more?

They decriminalized ALL drugs. Every single one. Yes, even that one. If you get caught w. more than a 10 days supply (what ever that means) of any drug you meet in front of a Doctor, Lawyer and Social worker about drug addiction. They may or may not give you a fine but essentially there’s no penalty.

AND IT WORKED! ADDICTION RATES DROPPED. HIV RATES IN INJECTION USERS DROPPED. DEATH BY DRUG OD PLUMMETED.

Potugal has shown us that when we treat drug addiction as a medical/health issue, instead of a moral one, it is more efficient.

[genderskeleton-deactivated20190]

here’s a good article on it

[lvnnsi]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[spybrarian]

OKAY I just noticed the thing @manticoreimaginary FORGOT TO MENTION is that his name is the Swim Reaper.

[bronzar]

[sosuperawesome]

Tulle Starry Dress, by Lirika Matoshi on Etsy

[clicheheartache-deactivated2020]

yo rough sex and cute dinner dates is what i like

[thesoulfunkybrother]

- Nabillah & Maria  for Andrea Conti jewelry . 17′

Ph. Marv + Vin.

[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

The FBI Is investigating people with “kind of an antifa ideology”

Antifascist activists worry that the Trump administration is trying to crack down on dissent.

Men and women who are inspired by “kind of an antifa ideology” are being investigated by the FBI, according to the bureau’s director, Christopher Wray.

“While we’re not investigating antifa as antifa—that’s an ideology and we don’t investigate ideologies—we are investigating a number of what we would call anarchist-extremist [groups], where we have properly predicated subjects of people who are motivated to commit violent criminal activity on kind of an antifa ideology,” Wray told members of the House Homeland Security Committee.

In case things weren’t clear, the FBI director is talking about you. 

Good security culture is more important now than ever.

[redmensch-deactivated20190323]

“we don’t investigate ideologies” um you sure about that

[mobile-trash-can]

so is the FBI pro-fascism or  do they not know that antifa means antifascist. 

[intothecostumeroom]

If you need Plan B, here’s a printable $10 off coupon. 

[thephotogfeminist-deactivated20]

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

[tumire411]

[justatiredlesbian]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

SUPPORT YOUR SISTERS NOT JUST YOUR CIS-TERS

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

I have no idea what’s going on but a transphobe got fuckin rekt so I don’t care

[evilrashida]

Everyone knows I don’t care for Rihanna but I respect the fuck out of this