hey juys. ryan mochamarter here.

it/they || magnus archives, minecraft, and music

[mochamartyr]

hey yall quick tag guide:

#bugs : block this one if you don’t want to see bugs

#laugh rule : if something makes me laugh out loud, by this rule i have to reblog it

#all time fave : self explanatory

[schlorb]

The MrBeastification of Schlorb

[schlorb]

100 likes and I change my name to Schoenberg

[astronomodome]

environment study 2

[jelloapocalypse]

Someone asked me a while ago if I still had a photo of the worst sink I had ever seen while apartment hunting in Los Angeles. I assumed I deleted it so I didn't answer the ask and now it's gone, but as it turns out, yes, I do still have a photo of it.

[bgm05]

I just had sex with hello neighbor.

[pompom-mate]

[galaxywarp]

[astronomodome]

bug wizard

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[lunatelunar]

hello! ive been cooking up some possible connector charm designs of some computer pals (and foes) and wanted to do an interest check to see if anyone would want one ⭐️

reblogs appreciated! :)

[mochamartyr]

hi hi some cool bug pictures i’ve taken over the years. not a photographer or anything i just like them

[pngblog]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[gertritude-art]

misc. project hail mary doodles

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all