come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀

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come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀
that makes me curious
do you think you could beat up your blorbo in a fistfight if you had to
yes
no
nuance i guess?
You know that "every bat fits on this chart" meme post?
I'd like to humbly put this forward.
Beloved Whump Prompt #105
Whumpee getting to sleep in a bed for the first time in months
My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.
Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss
How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source
animals i really want to introduce to the USA:
-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.
-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.
-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.
-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.
-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.
-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.
-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.
-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.
Animals I would introduce to each continent:
Europe: Wombat
We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.
Asia: Wombat
We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.
North America: Wombat
We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.
South America: Wombat
WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.
Africa: Wombat
The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.
Antarctica: Wombat
I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.
Australia: Wombat
The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.
see while the first set of animals is really selling me on the concept of an ecologically based supervillain, Derin's wombat themed villain is showing up MUCH clearer in my minds eye
literally been thinking of making this since i first watched so here
I like Mugman & his brother Cupman
They’re cool but I prefer cuphead and his brother mughead
(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
How about a wheel for specific cat breeds?
you have been turned into this cat breed!
How do you feel!
I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT
I'm happy!
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life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life
w a s d
**walks in a small circle**
Outside you there are two wolves. At least. Probably more
YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE! YOU'LL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!
WE CAN NOT LET THE WOLVES BECOME LITERATE!
You sound just like my youth pastor and youre both cowards
You don't remember the Lupa Library war
God damn it really is you isnt it Father Thomas?
You can't let the wolves read the Bible.
YOU CANNOT STOP ME FROM PROSELYTIZING TO THE WOLVES!
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GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face