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@modelwarriorjill-blog
hey! i wanted to take a sec to apologize for my mega low activity. health-wise i haven’t been doing very well (i’m almost over it though, no worries!) so i haven’t really had the energy to write. i promise i’ll pick everything up in a few days!
sweetfatale·:
“Wow. What the fuck.” It almost leaves her speechless. “So just base compounds, not chemicals.” She taps her lip with her bottle. “So like, what sort of world do you come from then?” Likely one that fucked up their natural resources that much or were just advanced past them straight to chemical compounds in order to preserve them. Interesting.
“No problem. There’s like, tons of different brews and types. I’d say just try everything until you find something you like. Not like you gotta stay with just one kind, y’know?”
“ with the taste and health detriments? they may as well be chemicals. but, hey, the people of glitch city take what they can get. especially since our bar is one of the few that isn’t a cover for anything shady. ”
she waved down the bartender, ordering something along the lines of what was recommended. “ that’s true. maybe i can even get some ideas to spice up our menu. before it closes, at least. ”
“ ...i’m jill, by the way. i kinda forgot i should usually introduce myself when i’m not on the job. ”
@redcometdana
the world tinted in lavender was obviously a pretty bad sign. jill didn’t know much about this place, but she was fairly sure that wasn’t normal for anywhere. so when it filled her room, panic set in. she wasn’t really sure what to do about it, though, aside from going to her door to leave what she thought may have just been her room being affected.
before she could reach her destination, her vision began to fade.
when she next awoke, she was in a familiar home. she felt fear-- worse fear than before. ...what else would she be afraid of, aside from the argument she was currently in? aside from her life being controlled by someone who shouldn’t be making decisions for her?
a sob wracked her body, and she stormed away from the woman she loved, not caring about the shattering of a vase she heard behind her. she slammed the door shut, forcing herself not to break into a run to get away from the scene.
that is, until she saw someone she knew. but she shouldn’t know them-- not right now, not during this. she shouldn’t, but she did. quickly wiping the tears away from her face (uselessly, as they kept falling despite her best efforts), she addressed the anomaly in the scene.
“ boss...? what are you doing here? ”
* twitter meme starters
‘ i refuse to listen to reason, i have to listen to so much already. ’
‘ if i was famous i would just knock on people’s doors and be like hello, yes, it’s me. ’
*eats a snack while looking for a better snack*
‘ taking a nap is always so risky like when will i wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 3 years? ’
‘ i’m wiping the slate clean, so i have somewhere to spill all the blood of everyone who has ever wronged me. ’
‘ horrified that other people have decided to leave their house tonight. ’
‘ to me, the cookie jar is the modern day treasure chest, and you don’t have to brush off any skeletons to get to it. ’
‘ my morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired i am. ’
‘ grab your own butt. love yourself. ’
‘ on the moon if you don’t like something you can just throw it upwards into space. on earth if you try to do that the enemy known as gravity gets in the way. ’
‘ my stress stresses me out to the point where i’m too stressed to deal with my stress. ’
‘ don’t worry, password. i’m insecure too. ’
‘ i should have thought about that? you know i don’t think about things. ’
‘ when you live the bart life you say ‘whoa, mama’ to the good and ‘ay, caramba’ to the bad. ’
‘ i got 99 problems but i’m gonna take a nap and ignore them all. ’
‘ i love the sound you make when you shut the fuck up. ’
‘ everything’s my fault when you just look at the facts and information. ’
‘ why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone. ’
‘ do you like bad boys? ‘cause i’m bad at everything. ’
‘ i never argue. i just explain why i’m right. ’
‘ if robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, i’d just laugh and search with them. ’
‘ if your family members share one of those articles about how millennials can’t do anything right, consider countering by sharing the page of a below average nursing home or even just a photo of bones with the caption: sooner than you think. ’
‘ yeah, baby, i am an animal in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day. ’
‘ can i sell my feelings on ebay. i don’t want them anymore. ’
‘ coffee is just baby formula for adults. ’
‘ i think i speak for all of us, just in general. ’
‘ i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions. ’
‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’
‘ do not beef shame me. ’
‘ later is the best time to do anything. ’
‘ trying to decide if i should spend my evening reading a book or browsing social media for two hours in stomach churning guilt while thinking about how i should read a book. ’
‘ if you cannot handle me at my worst, that is fine. i am a powerful and terrifying thing and all should live in fear. ’
‘ people pretending to be cats is fine and cool but if some sort of huge animal wanted to pretend to be people then everyone is all, ‘please leave the bank’. ’
‘ are you bad wifi ‘cause i’m feeling no connection here. ’
‘ in the mood for a hug and 69 chicken nuggets. ’
‘ some times you spend so much time getting revenge you forget about getting retribution. ’
‘ never underestimate yourself. but also do not overestimate yourself, that’s bad too. ’
‘ you will never be a billionaire but there’s still time to see what they taste like. ’
‘ i don’t say this to everyone but i will barn shuffle dance on your grave. ’
‘ they will never do a live action reboot of your childhood. ’
‘ i could learn a thing or two from this? thanks for the warning, i will avoid it. ’
‘ you would think that wouldn’t you, always with your thinking things. that’s what separates me from you, the thinking. ’
‘ i’m putting free wifi on my gravestone so people will come visit me. ’
‘ sea shells, or the beach’s potato chips, are free to anyone who can find them. ’
‘ learning is the fool’s errand. ’
‘ is your name dunkin’ because i donut want to spend another day without you. ’
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What a fucking mess today was. No matter how tired the small alchemist was, she didn’t want to go home. Wherever home was, anyway. She didn’t want to accept being pinned to a place she was completely, utterly, powerless in.
Her mind being blank in confusion, anger, and twenty other emotions stirring inside, she walks lifelessly into what seemed like a bar. The soft humming of jazz music filled the small building, slightly calming Cagliostro’s nerves. She neatly folds her skirt forward as she props herself onto a bar stool, gazing at the bottles of liqour dimmed against the neon lights.
“Master, give me a drink,” she lifts a finger up. “Don’t ask me which one. Just get me anything, please.” The last word left her lips with a tinge of exhaustion.
Once set, she gazed blankly at the wall for a bit, until someone sits beside her. Usually, presences aren’t something Cagliostro cared for—no one else’s presence could be that important and worthy of the creator of alchemy’s attention. Well, except…
She couldn’t help at glance at her. The dark hair. That seemingly blank stare. Mysterious and cool aura.
… What’s up with her?
jill usually preferred to be overlooked. a plain bartender doing her job, or a plain girl just doing shopping. so it startled her a bit to know she was being looked at when she sat next to... an incredibly young looking girl. should she even be in a bar?
...well, she can’t really judge. she serves drinks to a robot girl that looks thirteen. damn, maybe she’s not a great bartender, huh? to be fair, it was sort of difficult gauging lilim clients. after all, dorothy was supposed to be around twenty-four... and boss wouldn’t let her get served if she thought it wasn’t fine. so really--
she realized she hadn’t actually ordered anything, just sat and contemplated useless things in silence.
“ just... a beer for me. ”
she glances over at the girl next to her.
“ uh... is something wrong? ”
starter - @modelwarriorjill
“Were you searching for liquor around the whole place?” Guinevere was simply walking around Cotes to explore further as she met someone. Judging from the outfit, she’s indeed a bartender. But for what cause? She’s a bit curious about that part.
“Or finding a job that relates to your past career…” She wonders.
jill blinked at the stranger, quickly surveying her surroundings. she actually... wasn’t really sure how she got here. not that it was all that surprising that she had zoned out this much. it was happening a lot the past few months.
“ uh... i was just kinda... wandering. sorry, was i in your way? ”
sweetfatale·:
She briefly wonders what “hundred” is before answering, though chalks it up to a different universe’s currency. Kind of expensive though for just a beer, in her opinion. Her eyes find her over her bottle.
“Is it common just to drink chemicals where you’re from? Sounds pretty unhealthy.” Though, she’s really not one to talk. “Since you’re more used to chemicals, I’d recommend something more organic. The citrus and vanilla kind should be a nice change of pace.” Kind of reminds her of orange creamsicle, but definitely not as sweet. “Unless you want something stronger? In that case, you’d probably like a strong ale. Kinda malty and caramel flavored, but not sweet.”
“ it’s more like... you know how martinis are made with gin and vermouth? well, instead of that, it’s made with six parts adelhyde, three parts powdered delta and one part karmotrine, aged and mixed. ” also renamed to brandtini, but it’s the same drink. or, what used to be the same drink.
“ i don’t normally drink anything but beer-- i’m not really sure what my preferences are. i’m only really good at thinking about what other people would like, so i appreciate the suggestions. ”
redcometdana·:
Ok. What was happening? Who knew. Dana got herself into many odd situations, but this had to be one of the weirdest. She didn’t know where she was. Her memory was a bit foggy, but she felt grounded when she heard a familiar voice.
“Oh! Jill. I think so. Are you okay? Do you know where we are..? It’s certainly not Glitch City unless it’s a different part I’ve never seen.”
“ i honestly haven’t been here for very long time, so i’m not exactly more clued in. i guess some people have been here for a long time, though. and there’s multiple...universes, i guess? ”
“ it’s all above my head. basically, we’re stuck here with no way to get back. ” which is way, way more terrifying when she says it out loud. she avoided thinking about it at all once she discovered it for the most part.
redcometdana replied to your post ““oblivious to the obvious crush her employee has on her“ didn’t know...”
omg.... thats so cool haha gil wanna ship?
“oblivious to the obvious crush her employee has on her“
didn’t know gil had a crush on boss.
@redcometdana
“ boss?! ”
though usually a bit stoic, surprise, relief, and a hint worry are all audible when jill sees dana, rushing over. she didn’t exactly want anyone else to be taken to whatever place this was, but that didn’t stop her from being glad someone she knew was with her. it made things slightly less terrifying, especially knowing who it was.
“ are you-- ” no, wait, wrong person to worry about. this was dana she was talking about. “ the driver that picked you up is okay, right? ”
@modelwarriorjill
🦇 “This is the end for me. I’m dead. I’m totally going to die.” Sprawled out on the ground in the middle of sidewalk after dusk surely wasn’t a good idea, but considering she’d already lost the key to her townhouse things were looking pretty bad. For a hikikomori like herself this was basically a death sentence after all.
that wasn’t what she expected to see on her walk. “ uh... ” damn, she wasn’t equipped for this outside of a bar setting.
“ are you... okay? ” jill knelt down next to the woman, placing her hand on her shoulder and nudging her slightly. “ do you need me to call for someone...? ”
@sweetfatale
“ ...huh. i think this might be my first time having a beer that didn’t cost hundred, and didn’t taste like a bunch of chemicals masked under a label that said “beer”. guess coming here isn’t all bad experiences. ”
it wasn’t usually her style to do this, but-- she looks over at the woman next to her. “...you have any recommendations? this is a good opportunity for me to drink things not made out of the same five chemical ingredients.”
starter call time! like this for a probably short starter. uncapped because i’m a mess
