Don't you pay them any mind

gay as hell & sweet as pie.      complimenting my blog or my biceps is the way to my heart

[gahdamnpunk]

Louder for the people in the back 🗣🗣

[gamsee]

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

[jewghoul]

When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese

[bransidhe-deactivated20201122]

this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you

[stygianzinogre]

Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?

[jewghoul]

who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese

[one-million-cats]

who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese

[citizenshipandsocialjustice]

[cosantiago]

you: are you a hoodie, plaid, or leather jacket bisexual?

me, an intellectual:

[darkcynda]

[catchymemes]

Via @iamdylancurran (Twitter)

[hank0331]

I’ll repost this whenever I see it on my dashboard.

[nightowlpatrol]

fuck…

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[theendofenera-deactivated201911]

That’s the quality content I’m here for.

[sailorbrazil]

they call me eggboy

[headboardlights-deactivated2021]

I’m not one for reposting but bitch if that ain’t me

[cybergata]

[zevveli]

I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.

[elsajeni]

An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered

[princessnijireiki]

I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”

[siderealsandman]

Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft

[kaijuno]

Bungee jumping but instead of a bungee cord it’s anal beads and you have to clench to stop yourself

[movedlol]

op can i ask u a question

[kaijuno]

I will not be taking any questions at this time

[dumbgay]

i wonder how ill lose my virginity

[ven0moth]

[arabwife]

Do a face mask and move tf on

[babyanimalgifs]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

he loves you give him a hug you monster

[skullxcrusher-deactivated201501]

nostalgia is a liar. nothing was ever as good as you remember it to be. there’s a reason you don’t talk to that person anymore, there’s a reason you’re not part of each other’s lives. don’t trust nostalgia. grieve. reflect. move on.