Locked in A Bathroom in Salt Lake City

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Steve Carell for Esquire magazine

[kimreesesdaughter]

[anniethecat]

I wanna be the weird lady who lives in a small house and grows lavender and wears sundresses with straw hats and always has a book to recommend

[selivakyle-archive]

Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack

[highkeysame]

that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[alexandralalalalalala]

[maliciousindungeon]

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Ordinary

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 5

(the series)

[thoodleoo]

things from sappho to call your girlfriend

ἀστέρων πάντων ὀ κάλλιστος (of all the stars, the fairest)

πόλυ πάκτιδος ἀδυμελεστέρα, χρύσω χρυσοτέρα (far sweeter-sounding than the lyre, far more golden than gold)

τὰν ἰόκολπον (violet-tressed, one with violets in her lap)

ὦ κάλα, ὦ χαρίεσσα κόρα (o beautiful, graceful girl)

ἦρος ἄγγελος ἰμερόφωνος ἀήδων (nightingale, sweet-voiced messenger of spring)

[stereocyon]

first apartment checklist

i know lots of you might be worrying about what you need to move into your first apartment. that’s why i put this little checklist together! 

fog machine

[pussyadvice-deactivated20200825]

[phantasmalli]

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Friendly reminder Bea Arthur was the real mvp and created a shelter for lgbtq+ youth

[meangirlnurse]

the Bea Arthur Residence could use donations to help cover their operating costs, btw!

[chavdog]

a grown man: haha I’m such a baby I don’t know how to take care of myself because women, including my mother, have wasted decades of their precious lives and time and energy doing everything for me and now I’m a lazy pathetic unfeeling shithead. it’s so sweet that I don’t know how to chop an onion or use fabric conditioner haha awh I need a girlfriend to look after me

me: you don’t deserve to be loved or cared for

[failchild]

A very, very tender lover. I’m sure. I’m positive. ↳ jeff goldblum talking about loki/grandmaster absolutely and completely unprompted

[babyoaf]

[psilocyboi]

Tfw u hook up with someone n then u can smell them on u for the rest of the day but in a good way

[mewcandy-deactivated20160917]

I literally wore the same shirt today because of this

[psilocyboi]

Me too lmao. I love ur smell

[mattsturbator]

Can y'all use the new message system.

[trans-girl-stuff]

get rekt nerds