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does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make

it’s kind of crazy that “he has a sadness in his eyes you only see in Eastern European gay porn” took off, because the joke is, like, exclusively about people being sexually exploited due to miserable economic conditions.

libertineangel

Unfortunately to the majority of this site Eastern Europe is not actually a real place full of actual human beings, instead a vague concept where everything's grey and miserable and (to the slightly less ignorant) full of violent ethnic tensions, and if you try to explain why that's the popular Western conception of the place and why things got so miserable from the late 80s onward they'll just call you a tankie

t4tvampireisms

Good time to link the The Fall Of Communism As Seen Through Gay Pornography video essay

fidaiaatsaddam

I think it's better if you read the article instead because some people might find the video uncomfortable or upsetting (it contains scenes from said pornos. Not explicit scenes but scenes of the men themselves being filmed and clearly uncomfortable). Here's a post with with highlights from the article too if you'd like that.

academic-vampire

A crucial part of the bookstore experience is saying hi to all the books you’ve already read

theehorsepusssy

curioscurio

HES STILL ALIVE???

artyphex

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward

moonwatcher13

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

skywalkerchick1138

lemonsharks

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

papayajuan2019

the summer of saying hi

liberalsarecool

Getting #BlackRock to change/exit the real estate market in NYC is a massive win for New Yorkers and #ZohranMamdani.

notedchampagne

would you rather:

all your piercings are free

power of evil amulet

all your tattoos are free

get your ideal body type

Voting ended onAug 7

weepingchoir

you have a disgusting storytelling addiction

atlas-prime

It’s true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started when…

a-murphy-fangirl

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts

phineas and ferb heritage post

noknowshame

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

yesterdaysprint

The Wageworker, Lincoln, Nebraska, September 13, 1907

smeared1992

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

ratica

nudityandnerdery

Just a casual reminder that posting on the internet about how you would want to do physical harm to members of the US government is something that they can (and will) detain you over, so just be careful what you say in public spaces like, uh, on Tumblr.

nudityandnerdery

I have got bad news for you about how connecting to the internet works and how corporations will respond to requests from the government.

hearthfire-heartfire

this is your semi-regular reminder that tumblr has cooperated with the fbi to hand over user information in a very public way at least once. and that's not the only way the feds can collect information on you either

spirit-of-science

Connecting with the internet, unless you have gone through extreme lengths to hide this information, inherently means that you are giving a private company information about where your computer is. Those private companies have absolutely no columns about handing that information over to police/government. Some will require a warrant, some will answer to just a request. While never posting personal information or pictures of yourself is a good policy because it protects you from being doxed, it does not protect you from the cops/government.

If the cops ask Tumblr who a user is, Tumblr gives them your ISP information. If you are using a VPN, then the cops will ask your VPN provider, and (unless you chose your VPN specifically because it doesn't comply with US warrants, and have kept a close eye on if it's changed policy/ownership) your VPN will then give your information to the cops, sometimes including all of the sites you've accessed through the VPN if your VPN provider keeps logs.

Your access to the internet is not anonymous and it is important to me that you know that. Ditto your text messages and messages through (most) other messaging platforms.