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@modernday-slytherin
“The Dark Arts,” said Snape, “are many, varied, ever-changing, and eternal. Fighting them is like fighting a many-headed monster, which, each time a neck is severed, sprouts a head even fiercer and cleverer than before. You are fighting that which is unfixed, mutating, indestructible.”
Ai generated Snape via midjourney
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis
Harry Potter and the Order of Operations
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician
Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms
OH MY GOD
AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS
I’m in Dumbledores math club…
More like Harry Hypotternuse.
You’re a mathemagician, Harry.
I just couldn’t not reblog this.
That right triangle on his forehead!
THE ORIGINAL POST Y'ALL
Keanu Reeves for Esquire (2021, ph. Nathaniel Goldberg)
keanu>>>
Keanu for a post war Snape. There I said it. Not sure how his English accent is tho. Maybe he lost his voice after the whole “Nagini ripped his throat out” thing 🤷🏼♀️
*SCREAMS*
snape: you bullied me
lupin and sirius: i don’t remember that happening
snape: well, no shit sherlock. for me it was a formative memory that forever changed the way my brain processes information and for you it was a fucking tuesday
hagrid: can you keep a secret?
snape: do you know anything about my life?
hagrid: good point
snape: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'what am i willing to put up with today?'
snape, motioning to nothing in particular: NOT FUCKING THIS
*watching the staff fight over the last doughnut*
snape to dumbledore: be honest. are you as surprised as i am that i’m the only one here behaving myself?

Dumbledore: You forget that I'm aware of your doughnut stock in your quarters.
Snape: *shrugs* One can never have too many doughnuts. *pause* dare I ask if my stock is still untouched?
Dumbledore: *frantically wipes away sugarcoating from his face*
severus snape and lily evans: friendship
Potions lesson back in 1971!
I rewatch Harry Potter just for Alan Rickman's scenes.
Without a lot of the everyday snarky Snape i can clearly see his protectiveness over Harry.
One of my favourites is the Troll scene from The Philosopher's Stone. Snape comes running in like a madman, out of breath and annoyed to find he got all worried over nothing... Like a dad who's real tired of his kids doing stupid dangerous crap. He just angry cuz you made him scared.
This. This is everything I love about Snape. Like, he’s going to come and save your ass, but he’s going to be INCREDIBLY annoyed. He is perpetually indignant, like a dad whose kid comes down the stairs for the 19th time after going to bed because “I’m thirsty” and “I heard a noise” and “I’m too hot” and then “I’m too cold” and “Can I have another story” followed by “There’s a monster in my closet” and then “I’m bored.” He’s permanently exasperated and I’m here for every second of it. Harry is ALWAYS pressing his buttons and he’s ALWAYS saving his ass or at least there to witness his recklessness and he knows he doesn’t have a choice but he is SO over it.
bitches be like “this is my comfort character” and it’s a character who hasn’t had a day of real happiness in years
Severus Snape appearing for the first time in Philosophers Stone like
Snape After Harry got a Glance/flashback of his abusive home + Traumatic childhood:
Also JK Rowling writing Snape’s trauma and abusive childhood and never addressing it again
Snape through books 1-7
Snape from ages one to thirty eight
Snape teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts
Snape giving up his entire life to be a spy
Minerva: *pulls out her wand*
Snape:
Snape getting flashbacks of coming to Hogwarts and meeting James:
snape: i will teach you how to BOTTLE FAME
snape: BREW GLORY
snape: and make a MILKSHAKE that brings all the BOYS to the YARD
Sometimes falling in love with a character is about seeing yourself in a character, or what you could be, and drawing strength and inspiration from them.
And sometimes it’s like finding an angry opossum in a dumpster, eating your trash, and deciding it’s your baby.
Severus Snape folding his Laundry: Inspired by this post: https://a-soft-and-dangerous-voice.tumblr.com/post/189255079689
Had to draw it.
