[idlelizard]

celestial seal. sealestial? celestseal? a harbor starbor seal

[batarangsoundsdumb]

hello- your order of memes part 18 -goodbye

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

hey fuckers im back on my shit gotham memes part 17

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[batarangsoundsdumb]

i don’t even know what part this is anymore. 15? are we at gotham memes part 15? are we at the fucking gotham memes part 15?

hey @the-real-peter-parker​ thanks for being way funnier than me

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[just-shower-thoughts]

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

[the-daily-echo-deactivated20170]

DUDE

[diishii]

CLUB GOIN UP

ON A 

̶̴̲̜͚̲͍̺̰̠͓̰̳̖̞̙̥̻̪͟２̶̛͍̖͙̥̹͍̰͕̘͖̤̮̙͔̝̣̠͡͠＇̧̨͉̭͙͔̗̻̹̣͙̱̜̝͍̹͙͙Ｓ̶̷̲̠̥̘̱̼̮̞̥̥̭̕͢͠ ̡̖͎̹͙͍͙͈̞̲͠͝ͅ ̛͏͞҉̤̪͔͙̥̪̬̭ͅͅＤ̡͍̥̝̻͍͕̭̠̳̺̯͖͢͞Ａ̵̡̧̯͔̭̹͍̰̫͍̘̝̺Ｙ̢̙͙̥̣̬̗̱͓̠̹̝̟̤͟͡͠

[tikkety-tok]

[famosoentrescalles]

[official-lucifers-child]

is the dude in the fucking awesome pink pants the same dude from the ra ra rasputin video?

[rthoney]

@rogue-cas-whore

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

RASPUTIN GUY MY BELOVED 👏👏👏👏👏

[toroimage]

nature is healing

[crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072]

I’d know that thot energy anywhere

[hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022]

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

[kalinara]

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

[cvrc11]

It’s definitely also a casting thing, to be fair. Shatner got a SCRIPT that said “play a giant gay nerd” but he played him like a jock fuckboy, and Stewart’s script said “play a jock fuckboy” and he played him like a giant gay nerd. Both of these were inspired decisions and I love them for making them. 

[lytefoot]

It’s age, too. We see Picard after he’s grown out of his nonsense. In the first episode, he has a talk with Riker like, “Hey, just so you know? I hired you because you got written up for calling out your last captain when he was being a dumbass. I consider calling me out when I’m being a dumbass to be an important part of your job.”

Meanwhile, Kirk is young and apparently hot (if you’re into that sort of thing) and all the alien ladies, through no fault of his own, want to bang him 100% of the time–this isn’t a thing he does on purpose and indeed is something he’s often horrified and baffled by.

[elidyce]

I personally like that every Starfleet Officer ever seen has ‘Shenanigans’ as one layer of their personality, all that varies is how far down it is and what prompts it. 

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[something-from-elsewhere]

Oooooh! Saving this

[lady-feral]

That’s fun

[vesperlionheart]

Hey, but don’t fall asleep on this Medieval Fantasy City Generator   

[awrenthatwrites]

Reblogging for the last!

[writingquestionsanswered]

NEAT.

[mens-rights-activia]

why did you spell 3D like that

[valtsv]

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

[valtsv]

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

[milfbaitt]

caincore

[valtsv]

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

[valtsv]

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.

[tlirsgender]

We should bring back that genre of fanfiction that’s just a bunch of bitches living in a house. That shit rules unironically

[george-rr-binks]

Make it this and I’m in.

[roach-works]

clark has no idea if he can call himself neurodivergent or not because for all he knows he’s normal for a kryptonian and he wouldn’t want to appropriate an identity label he has no legitimate right to

and his ma being like ‘son. at minimum you’ve got an anxiety disorder because you can hear every damn fool getting up to no good inside a couple hundred miles of wherever you’re at. as for inheriting some flavor of crazy, as far as we can tell your parents’ best idea for what to do with a baby was put it in a rocket ship and shoot it at the ass end of kansas. if you’re normal for a kryptonian then that’s probably why the dang planet exploded.’

[laquilasse]

some dickbabs + embraces doodles for you all <3 literally can’t get enough of these two 

also! come join my dickbabs discord! I post sketches there as well and talk about their babies and granpa bruce/uncle damian as well: https://discord.gg/8YWcsUG

[crowsnotvultures]

is this nOT WHAT HAP-

[specialpotforinstantnoodles]

JOSH FIGHT BATTLE ROYALE 2021

In case you missed the stream - here s an early brief recap and some highlights of the Josh Fight Battle Royale 2021 aka Josh Swain Battle aka Josh vs Josh vs Josh vs Josh vs Josh...

yes it did, in fact, happen. i know, holy shit. the Fight took place on April 24th, 2021 A.D. at 12:00 PM local time at Air Park Green Area, 4500 NW 45th St, Lincoln, NE, 68524.

a lot of people came.

the plan was the following: first the Swainbowl to decide on who gets to keep the name of The Josh Swain, the one and only; then followed by the All Josh Fight to determine the Final Josh. the joshes and others were asked to bring pool noodles. Josh Swain's Josh Battle Royale was declared a non violent event aside from the upcoming bureaucratic horrors of legal name changes.

notable attendees:

(the og josh swain (as of yet) wearing a josh swain t-shirt; roman josh; joshua skywalker; my personal favourite: josh wick duel wielding a pair of drills with pool noodles attached; spiderman josh and spiderman josh jr.; an undisclosed number of ghillie suit joshes; cape josh; little josh; and many others)

+ genuine professional media coverage!! journalists from channel 8 and channel nebraska were present at the joshpit

cheerleaders, supportive bystanders and other josh-lovers:

the fights:

josh on josh violence part 1:

only one other josh swain attended. in a brutal 4-round game of rock-paper-scissors the og josh swain managed to defend his name and pride. Select_Name (formerly josh swain) was removed from the battlefield

josh on josh violence part 2:

hail the chaos!! hail the bloodshed!! several dozens of bloodthirsty joshes came together in the final battle for the title of Ultimate Josh. only one can win, only one can remain. every josh for himself.

the coronation:

so?? who is he?? the josh who truly earned his name??

happy unjoshening to every former josh and all hail the king of josh: The Little Josh. a few words of wisdom spoken after the coronation:

other notable additions:

the josh sewer aka the pit for the defeated:

Let it be known, by all men in the state on Nebraska and around the World, that on this field in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty one, a gentleman named Josh Swain defended his birth name heroically againist inferior men who bore that same moniker and against too cowardly to attend the said battle. Below are those who bore witness to it.

the fundraiser:

the "Help pay legal fees for Josh Swain's to change their name" fund organized by the og josh swain has raised more than $8k as of now and will be accepting donations for the next five days (till april 30) in case you would like to contribute. all proceeds go to the Children's Hospital & Medical Center Foundation which provides medical care to children across the state of Nebraska.

[libraford]

I'm glad the world is still weird.

[theblanddcu2021]

Kay so this happened about 2 hours away from where I live. I'm so glad this happened. The children's hospital is a good cause if you wanna donate. Lord knows I benefited from it in the past.

[onedivinemisfit]

Medieval house concept sketch~

It’s my favorite type of architecture (late neolithic Middle-East housing is a good number two) in part because I really appreciate the lack of strictness XD you can just do whatever, make a patchwork of windows and angles and roof heights and yet it will still look good in the end <w<

Shirayuki owns an apothecary on the ground floor, with living quarters upstairs, and a courtyard she shares with her neighbour, Obi, who runs the adjacent tavern. Is this an neighbours-to-lovers AU? Idk I just wanted to draw houses for them XD

AnS (c) Akizuki Sorata

Art: Me

[tsurangaconundrum]

come and get your gender here folks! assigned gender at uquiz! 

[tsurangaconundrum]

beloveds… if you have to say “im cis but…” in the free response, maybe you aren’t 

[queensabriel]

“ gay kindergarten teacher -  the sweaters with apples embroidered. cardigans in pastel colors. low top converse. are you unhinged about crochet? i think you have the capability to be unhinged about crochet. you have to be the hottest person at this craft store and i like that a lot.”

HONESTLY??? Accurate.

[closetcellist]

A completely accurate quiz: 80s movie man: ferris bueller….. chris knight from real genius…… bill and ted……. it’s about the ugly layers and masculine haircut that still tell people you’re definitely gay. good for you, this is my personal gender. if you haven’t already, go and put on the ugliest button down you own over a graphic tee. that hits the spot, doesn’t it

[arjuna-vallabha]

The Saffron Goddess (1600 B.C.) is a detail from a Minoan fresco depicting a saffron harvest, Akrotiri, Santorini island, Greece