Intentional Awkwardness

Embarrassment isn't a choice; it's a way of life. I'm the friend who laughs too hard at her own jokes to make up for your lack of laugher...

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[traitspourtraits]

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other.

[silvermoon424]

blua:

[babyanimalgifs]

[michellepsychologist]

🤗❤️🤗

[maximummightyx]

JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE I MADE MY NAME ON MY COMP “DICK BUTT” IVE BEEN MAILING MY PROFESSORS PAPERS AUTHORED BY DICK BUTT FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS

FUCK MY LIFE

[luigi-de-spiccins-deactivated20]

[tiredpug]

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[thenatsdorf]

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[saiasus]

[deanbiaced-deactivated20180313]

Fuck marry kill: Putin Trump and Netanyahu

I choose polygamy. And then I’ll kill them. Using a fucking brick.

[zendayasauntiewig-deactivated20]

[modestyismybestquality]

sitting on furniture that's meant to be sat on: alright

sitting on grass: good

sitting on the floor: Very Good

sitting on a table: !! Good!! so good

sitting on a countertop: G R E A T

[modestyismybestquality]

socks on Christmas

8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys

me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold

[musicalsymphony]

I know I never (personally) post things like this but I saw this on the news and I really wanted to share it.

[musicalsymphony]

Guys the party happened yesterday - look how happy he is!

[thedionysia]

😢 so cute!!!!

[wonderlandfairytales]

yes yes yes! ☺️

[vacillavi-deactivated20231227]

TEARS 😭

[colortheclown]

There is still so much good in the world😊✨ I am so happy his spirits were rejuvenate!

[cassmarieex]

I will forever love this post I am crying goodbye I want to marry this man

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]