I WILL.

I am, therefore I think.

[audax-vallhund-deactivated20250]

It's the wrong choice, but it's MY choice

[modulusanomalous]

How bad is it that I relate to this, when phrased that way?

[modulusanomalous]

It’s been a while

I haven’t been on tumblr much, so to clarify about the updates: I haven’t been making any because there haven’t been any. There are no more chapters to the fics I made for now, because I’ve instead been working on a game, ‘Open the Path’, and while it’s nothing impressive yet, I do hope to one day turn it into something worth actual money, because god forbid I make something not worth money. I paid $10 for this devtool, and by god, I will make that money back if it can be helped. ‘From the Ashes’ will return when I’ve finished my journey as a game dev, because that will absolutely happen. Until then, enjoy my new face as a part of the progressing development. I have big plans, and for now, little ability to act on them. That’s not gonna stop me, though!

[mioxenoblade]

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

[modulusanomalous]

I agree, and yet, it feels very strange. This is primarily because I censor myself in real-time. When I would normally swear, 90% of the time, I instead actually say a bleep.

[modulusanomalous]

Chapter 6: Set Match

It has now been released! Go check it out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/25170871?view_full_work=true

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excuse me wet things that are not supposed to be wet are 20X WORSE than dry things that shouldn’t be dry

[homohomohoe]

Are you seriously arguing about who’s blog is worse?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

YES

[modulusanomalous]

Unless that thing is bones!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s October which means ya’ll finally get to see THIS

[modulusanomalous]

The imposter!

[modulusanomalous]

Week 10? I think?

Chapter 5 has been delayed by dog. However, chapter 4 is still up, and available for reading (or re-reading) at your leisure. Hope you all have fun with that, at least. I’m not sure if I told you folks in the first place about that one.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

inbox purge is almost over! if ya’ll hit the goal today i’ll turn on asks for the rest of the weekend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I THOUGHT TODAY WAS FRIDAY WHY THE FUCK IS TODAY SUNDAY

[dendenmushi]

Little known fact but time doesn’t want to stop out of fear

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ah. So then, I must make time fear me most.

[modulusanomalous]

Time is like people in that, if it stops, it might not start again.

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[modulusanomalous]

The biggest of moods.

[amethysts-search-history]

lungs

[white-diamond-search-results]

Why do you need lungs? You don't have to breath, now run LIKE A REAL GEM.

[modulusanomalous]

They’re not for her.

[modulusanomalous]

Week... 8?

Well, Chapter 4 is up now. I’m a little disappointed with my work, but that’s just how it be sometimes. Still, hope you fuckers like it. It’s actually been available for an hour now. Link

[wordsnstuff]

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

A Study In Physical Injury

Comas

Medical Facts And Tips For Your Writing Needs

Broken Bones

Burns

Unconsciousness & Head Trauma

Blood Loss

Stab Wounds

Pain & Shock

All About Mechanical Injuries (Injuries Caused By Violence)

Writing Specific Characters

Portraying a kleptomaniac.

Playing a character with cancer.

How to portray a power driven character.

Playing the manipulative character.

Portraying a character with borderline personality disorder.

Playing a character with Orthorexia Nervosa.

Writing a character who lost someone important.

Playing the bullies.

Portraying the drug dealer.

Playing a rebellious character.

How to portray a sociopath.

How to write characters with PTSD.

Playing characters with memory loss.

Playing a pyromaniac.

How to write a mute character.

How to write a character with an OCD.

How to play a stoner.

Playing a character with an eating disorder.

Portraying a character who is anti-social.

Portraying a character who is depressed.

How to portray someone with dyslexia.

How to portray a character with bipolar disorder.

Portraying a character with severe depression.

How to play a serial killer.

Writing insane characters.

Playing a character under the influence of marijuana.

Tips on writing a drug addict.

How to write a character with HPD.

Writing a character with Nymphomania.

Writing a character with schizophrenia.

Writing a character with Dissociative Identity Disorder.

Writing a character with depression.

Writing a character who suffers from night terrors.

Writing a character with paranoid personality disorder.

How to play a victim of rape.

How to play a mentally ill/insane character.

Writing a character who self-harms.

Writing a character who is high on amphetamines.

How to play the stalker.

How to portray a character high on cocaine.

Playing a character with ADHD.

How to play a sexual assault victim.

Writing a compulsive gambler.

Playing a character who is faking a disorder.

Playing a prisoner.

Portraying an emotionally detached character.

How to play a character with social anxiety.

Portraying a character who is high.

Portraying characters who have secrets.

Portraying a recovering alcoholic.

Portraying a sex addict.

How to play someone creepy.

Portraying sexually/emotionally abused characters.

Playing a character under the influence of drugs.

Playing a character who struggles with Bulimia.

Illegal Activity

Examining Mob Mentality

How Street Gangs Work

Domestic Abuse

Torture

Assault

Murder

Terrorism

Internet Fraud

Cyberwarfare

Computer Viruses

Corporate Crime

Political Corruption

Drug Trafficking

Human Trafficking

Sex Trafficking

Illegal Immigration

Contemporary Slavery 

Black Market Prices & Profits

AK-47 prices on the black market

Bribes

Computer Hackers and Online Fraud

Contract Killing

Exotic Animals

Fake Diplomas

Fake ID Cards, Passports and Other Identity Documents

Human Smuggling Fees

Human Traffickers Prices

Kidney and Organ Trafficking Prices

Prostitution Prices

Cocaine Prices

Ecstasy Pills Prices

Heroin Prices

Marijuana Prices

Meth Prices

Earnings From Illegal Jobs

Countries In Order Of Largest To Smallest Risk

Forensics

arson

Asphyxia

Blood Analysis

Book Review

Cause & Manner of Death

Chemistry/Physics

Computers/Cell Phones/Electronics

Cool & Odd-Mostly Odd

Corpse Identification

Corpse Location

Crime and Science Radio

crime lab

Crime Scene

Cults and Religions

DNA

Document Examination

Fingerprints/Patterned Evidence

Firearms Analysis

Forensic Anthropology

Forensic Art

Forensic Dentistry

Forensic History

Forensic Psychiatry

General Forensics

Guest Blogger

High Tech Forensics

Interesting Cases

Interesting Places

Interviews

Medical History

Medical Issues

Misc

Multiple Murderers

On This Day

Poisons & Drugs

Police Procedure

Q&A

serial killers

Space Program

Stupid Criminals

Theft

Time of Death

Toxicology

Trauma

[modulusanomalous]

This is more for me than anyone else. If you happen to be interested, good on ya, but I’m keeping this list for me.

[snootyfoxfashion]

Mystical Woodland Animal Art Prints by RivuletPaperShop

x / x / x / x / x x / x / x / x / x

[modulusanomalous]

You could make a DnD campaign out of this.

[modulusanomalous]

Update: Week 4

For those who may have been expecting Ch. 3 last week, I pushed it back to this Friday due to GenCon. However, with that over with, I’m ready to get back to work! Thanks to all of you who read it, even though there’s only 7 hits. If you’re excited to share your thoughts, my askbox is always open, and if you have ideas related, feel free to share them! This is an original piece, and due to the nature of the ending I haven’t released yet, ANYTHING YOU WRITE IS CANON. Anything! I can’t stop you! You want a self-insert OC fanfic of this? Knock yourself out! Have a high-concept idea that I just would never think of? Please do! If it’s a good enough idea, I might incorporate it into the story! The ending might be fixed, but there’s still time to change the way they get there!

[modulusanomalous]

Well, I finally got it done. It’s actually week 5 now, and it’s not as long as I’d hoped, but I did the thing. Here’s the result, for those who wish to read it.

From The Ashes, Ch. 3: Court of Thorns

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CLOWN WEEK

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

suffer my bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I HAVE DISCOVERED SOME UNCOMFORTABLE INFORMATION

[yungsleepboot]

We only got 52 weeks in a year (had to google that) and one of them is dedicated to making tiny people drink boob moist

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

hi this comment is worse than my entire post. sicken and so die

[modulusanomalous]

They’re the same week, so it’s Clown Breastfeeding week.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

have decided the fae monopoly on kidnapping humans to alternate dimensions has gone on TOO LONG. am gonna shoehorn my way into the market

[skyethebardiccriptid]

I think I’ll regret asking, but how and why

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

STEP INTO MY PARLOUR

(by @aliche13​)

[modulusanomalous]

Are you suggesting that you’re actually a fungus? That would make you the portal, not the one who plants it. You would be a tool of the fey.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i feel so bad someone tried to get my ko-fi goal to exactly 69% but i’m a cheap bitch who won’t pay for the upgrade service and u can only donate even numbers. 

there is nothing sadder than a 68 that can never fulfill its potential

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Someone explained to me, a math major, that i just have to set the goal to 200, I am a FOOL and a BUFFOON

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

all! most! there!!!

(to clarify, these are bears as in the animal, not hairless hairy men)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

exactly $26 (and not a dollar more) is needed to bring this to 69% and i am going to go absolutely feral if anyone of you fucks this up for me

[so-lovelee]

… Gaud you’re not gonna like what i’m about to tell you…

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

TUMBLR YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

[taz80390]

Time to increase goal so we can try again!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FUCK YOU I’M GONNA

[shaaknaa]

It’s gonna have to be $400 with the even dollars

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’LL FUCKEN DO IT BITCH. YOU DUG A HOLE IN A SANDBOX WITHOUT REALIZING YOU WERE DIGGING YOUR OWN GRAVE

[modulusanomalous]

Who needs a grave? Why not just die on the grass and let the fungus of the woods overtake you? It’s so much better a way to go, imo. Then that fungus can take over the insects that come to eat your corpse, and simultaneously fuel and feast upon the nearby trees.