[moggiem]

When you go on tumblr too late at night, it starts turning into facebook. I don't know if anyone else is aware of this bizarre phenomenon, but it plagues and confounds me.

[shiverandqueeef]

how measurements work in canada (ie/ badly)

[moggiem]

Always jarring to be reminded that, at face value, measuring distance in hours is actually a really weird thing to do. It's simply more useful, actionable information than kilometers or miles

[redstonedust]

this isnt universal and nobody needs to think like this but personally i dont mind if people tag my posts about women with their male fandom blorbos so long as they do actually fully commit to the transgenderism of it. if she's like a woman to you then i hope you mean it. congratuions on your awesome trans headcanon btw. im so proud.

[moggiem]

I'm not really a "they would get married" girl with basically any ships. Sometimes a "she would call her her wife" girl, but they're never really married as far as I can recall, wracking my brain for every pairing I've ever liked.

The one exception to this is that, in a scenario in which they are able to get married, I 100% believe that Soyona would propose to Brooklynn *very* quickly. Not necessarily because I think it'd be cute or sweet, but because I don't think Soyona would rest until everyone, including the government, knows that Brooklynn belongs to *her*.

Also, the proposal ring would be crazy, obviously.

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[moggiem]

It's The Baby

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[crazy-brazilian]

[moggiem]

Sometimes I forget that most people probably don't know about relativity

It's B.

[theterribletenno]

A 15-year-old boy is about to base his entire personality on the last movie you watched for the next 10 years. HOW BAD IS IT?

He is going to get himself killed. Badly.

He is going to (try to) kill himself

The most obnoxious person in the world has just been born

FURRY (derogatory)

FURRY (normal)

Not much has changed? But now he's stuck like this for 10 years? Yikes.

It's cringe but it could have been a lot worse

At least he'll have fun at Comic Con

If anything this is a slight improvement.

He's not a boy anymore. He's a man now.

She's not a boy anymore. She's a girl now.

FINALLY, a son I can be proud of!

Voting ended onMay 11

[this-is-trans-joy]

I rewatched Foxfire so congrats to this 15-year old “boy” for having a life-altering lesbian awakening and starting E as soon as possible. Yippee!!

[moggiem]

Whoops! Blue Velvet.

[cozyrogue]

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

[moggiem]

RIP Aeneas you would have loved Adderall

[moggiem]

Holy shit... she found it

[moggiem]

I mean... probably pretty good, right?

Sure, girl, whatever

[swan2swan]

[moggiem]

Wow, how sweet, I sure do hope nobody gets fucking impaled

[moggiem]

No, Shadowheart! You fool! That's the OPPOSITE of what you should be doing! She's a freak!

[moggiem]

This is what happens in bg3, right? Shadowheart sees Lae'zel once and immediately falls in love? Been a while since I played, but I think this is true

[swan2swan]

[moggiem]

If I were the camera operator who had to film that POV shot where Dichen Lachman slashes at the camera, I fear I'd never be normal again