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derinthescarletpescatarian

What the fuck is this shit? I always assumed circus peanuts were actual peanuts. What am I looking at.

roach-works

it's sort of a hard foam that tastes like ground-up couch cushions from grandma's house

wilwheaton

These fucking things I swear to god.

moggychan

I feel called out. I love these things

myspace

love-and-thvnder

A clash of the two best anime on either side of the pacific, get the shirt HERE!

rb to explode

thebeachboys-deactivated2020050

ectoplasm-bodyshots

it’s like a time capsule from hell

moggychan

I don’t see livejournal in there...

weavemama

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY

jackharknessday

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

gayfeatherfiend

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

rab-it-deactivated20231030

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

valtsv

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don't know how to flirt like a regular person

valtsv

them: i just don't understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just... talking to them?

them: have i what now

nudityandnerdery

Did you mean....

moggychan

Bless you. I had forgotten about this.

aye-frodo

I wish you made porn!

I used to lol

moggychan

Ah the good old days

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

seras-sanctum-deactivated202005

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

moggychan

This had the added layer of me not having heard that song for a while and trying to remember if those were the actual lyrics.

Then the bonus of initially thinking it was Lady Gaga :)

triviakitty

google how do i become a necromancer google where is freud’s body buried google is it legal to kill someone who was already dead?

hidingunderchairs

I suppose if you raise them from the dead then kill them *again* yes, it is murder and still illegal. Alternately, if you just like stab the dead body lots, it is “desecration of a corpse” which is still a felony charge (minimum 3 year sentence) in most if not all of the USA. In Canada the charge would be “indignity of a dead body” and comes with up to 5 years in jail.

So maybe find something else to do on the weekend?

moggychan

I believe there’s actually some legal sleight-of-hand here. Once a person has been declared dead, they’d have to be somehow declared alive again before killing them would be illegal.

So I think regardless of necromancy, you still max out at desecration of a corpse unless you necromance and go to the courthouse and subsequently to the hospital, but the first indicator of being “alive” would be vital signs, and a reanimated body isn’t vital by any of our typical measure, I don’t believe.

So yeah, desecration of a corpse.