Freeze Dried Seagull

Things. Stuff. I don't like themes so my blog will always be as bland as possible. I dunno, I have an art blog but I forget it exists. 

[shiftythrifting]

what a deal

see if they have free candy and you're all set

[gar-wafflez]

Okay--

[shiftythrifting]

me, who lives in a Worcester basement apartment:

[realdirtfacts]

[clockworkotter]

Sometimes the first vision is the best

Also if you saw me reblog this on shifty first NO YOU DIDN'T

[shiftythrifting]

you don't need to respond to this but just wanted to say, I'm a huge fan of the gay + trans beet poot icon staying year round ♡

beet poot just like me fr!! gay all year and not just one month ♡

You are worthy of love all the time, all year round, for all years ever! Beet Poot is always here for you.

[clockworkotter]

Progress Pride Poot is one of my fav poot variations and I was glad for a reason to draw him again <3 <3

[jame7t]

how come my dashboard smells weird

[cryptotheism]

An jpeg got stuck between posts and died

[officialpenisenvy]

enkidu, a character from the epic of gilgamesh commonly considered by critics to be "the first sasuke",

[officialpenisenvy]

now feels like a good time to mention ive never watched naruto or read the epic of gilgamesh

[graham-cracker-guillotine]

stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

[kaijuno]

[evilwizard]

[dogpuppy]

[batbetbitbotbut]

Need to investigate the flooding situation on my dash lately

[lizrust]

More of Beavis and Butt-Head in Silent Hill

[dawn-in-the--adan]

"Why did it end up like this? Where did it become weird? I thought I believed in everybody. When couldn’t I believe in you? Why am I doing this to the people I love?" Higurashi no Naku Koro ni - Tsumihoroboshi-hen (2006)

[kuvaton]

[homoluigi]

Lol

[childofgears]

you’re just gonna leave this in the tags?

[pangur-and-grim]

this sums up Belphie pretty well: when he jumped on the stove and burnt his paw, his first move was to (ATTEMPT TO) jump back up to see what hurt him. I grabbed him mid-air like a football.

and when people learned about his burnt paw, they all said "welllll at least he won't do it again!" and I had to be like "actually, see the thing is, this is Belphie."

[pangur-and-grim]

[psycloclo]

before concert ~

Ref : Helmut Newton Woman into Man, 1979

[pangur-and-grim]

I felt a threatening aura above me

[b0nkcreat]

shoutout to the most unhelpful reminder ive ever put into my phone

[jame7t]

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!