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the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second

#doing my damnedest not to vanish into my snail shell in first week at exciting new job and only partly succeeding #I think ''I think this is probably the kind of job you're supposed to get straight out of college if you have any kind of personal drive''#and then I think ''man I am very glad I got this job now instead of straight out of college''.

inexplicable-pussy

has anyone posted this on here yet?? because this is so cute

mojo-chestermaster

#Instagram viewer like a pleb because I don't have an account #But well I just like this one a lot

despazito

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

machine-unlearning

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

machine-unlearning

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

malcolm-f-tucker

after seeing that poll about whether usamericans will be celebrating the 250th anniversary of their country, I have to ask: are they aware they are hosting the football world cup this summer

malcolm-f-tucker

the 2026 football world cup is being hosted by the usa, mexico and canada

usamerican, I knew this

usamerican, I did not know this

not usamerican, I knew this

not usamerican, I did not know this

Remaining time: 1 day 11 hours

#yes because it is eating the local transit system alive as it redirects all resources to it like a plant becoming woody to flower

jesterlesbian

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

#trader Joe's pumpkin (VERY potent - best offset with vanilla)#and Purple Cow blackberry soft serve #that place down the street had a really good lavender lemonade flavor too

tmbgareok

A request for a small correction on TMBW

As I am always using this fan-run wiki as a resource for set lists, I notice our Woodstock entry included this slight misquote:

>>Most Shocking Stray Catcher: The band Geese. Remarking on the phenomenon of industry plant musical acts, Flansburgh said, “It turns out, you don’t even like Geese!” He said later that Geese were very talented.<<

I could be wrong but I'm think I said "It turns out you don't like Geese" (which might sound worse (!?!) but it was kinda my backward snarky way of poking at how we are all being TOLD that liking Geese was a psy-op by a marketing company and we were all just hypnotized into enjoying them which I elaborated on at the time)

Now I was being sassy expressing it this way, and it may be a distinction that means little to anyone, but to be clear--I love that band and Cameron Winter and I seriously take issue with all of this pearl-clutching about some promotion co. hire on their behalf going wrong. I wish them the best of luck and want to see them become even more successful.

Either way-I just wanted to be on the record as a fan. Brooklyn-based bands gotta stick together.

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#LMAO #I was just on that page considering doing my own write-up finally and chuckling at that line

feeling annoying + annoyed with myself for subpar executive function + going to have a crazy day starting the new job tomorrow waking up super early and I know there's not much I need to do to prepare but I feel unprepared regardless

#it's all going to go great. I believe it.#Whether or not I deserve it.#There is a creature outside this apartment that likes to make a protracted screaming noise like rending metal and it woke me up at 3am #I got back to sleep though. Well hooray for interesting upcoming life events #AND THEN AT THE END OF THIS WEEK TMBG CONCERTS.

kn0wmore

#amen

I Love Boosters such a Flo W. movie

#black girls fashion 70s vans car chases identity stealing masks and corny sci-fi devices #dubiously effective Robin Hooding vs international workers rights etc #Flo's more on the hair + makeup side than the clothes side though.... Which is why she'd make a PERFECT addition to your team :)

a genre of radical pro-rpf posts seems to be going around that I might describe as "sexual harassment isn't real when it happens to rich people and men"

#sure horny RPF is mostly ''sleepover talk''#but imagining an unlikely hypothetical where it *does* become a problem and announcing you wouldn't care bc they deserve it #Uh. not a fan of *that*#makes the person writing it seem like their behavior will always be based on what they want #and not the actual outcomes of their behavior

filmphotofranz

I get the importance of the transfem community warnings but sometimes I see shit like girls talking other girls out of trying to get their teaching certificates because of the potential for harassment from conservative parents and idk that's very real but also at a certain point we are just doing preemptive hiring discrimination to ourselves

filmphotofranz

Like on the one hand it is very real that societal transphobia would like to see us all unemployed, forced to do survival sex work. But also that's not the only reality available to us at this point! And sometimes I worry that we are self policing in a way by flooding so many trans girls with this message of "your only options are to get super good at onlyfans or be Raytheon's strongest coder" when like, so many of the women I know are teachers, home care workers, nannies, day care workers, postal workers. Not glamorous, but like, idk the world of lower middle class pink collar jobs is available to us more or less at this point. Other girls have office jobs, some girls have to work food service and retail. But we get to exist in some form besides either NEETs or internet famous porn girls. And obvi hiring discrimination is real, and obvi disability issues come into play for a lot of us that makes a lot of the work I just mentioned inaccessible. I'm not saying things are sweet out there. But there is a world out there where you can live. Maybe not in the exact way you want, maybe not super easily, but you can live.

#I know two trans women my age who are teachers.#the high school one has had some hard times due to students. but she got hired and has teacher friends. the college level one likes her job #I legitimately believe young people seeing transfem teachers is gonna save some lives in the long run

ntbsideblog

another thing i’ve been thinking about is when you don’t understand why you are the way you are and you just know you’re naturally different and have to work to be non-different, then you conflate all of your natural impulses into one conception of the “true self,” even though these impulses might come from various different places, such as some from privilege and some from neurotype and some from sexuality and etc. but when you can’t distinguish between their sources and thus crucially the reasons for which these traits are not socially acceptable, then you feel you must either do away with all of them or embrace all of them. and black-or-white thinking can develop

#halfway through reblogging this I see the url and realize it may be a tv show analysis post #but it's also simply true

"how did they get away with this" is one of my leeeeast favorite snarky "compliments" people give older media. It would be interesting if it were an actual question, curiosity about a specific censorship body with a specific rule that had to be evaded and bent. But it's never that! It's always boosting the perceived value of something mainstream by posing it as forbidden (by acting like the past had all our exact same taboos except unbreakably strong, and which any reasonable person would have been obeying in advance)!

#[in 2060] omg how did a brand get away with posting this online #You know back then if you said certain words the woke mob or the algorithm would get you if you didn't code it in emojis and leetspeek

tmbgareok

Lori Young ([email protected]) submitted: Used to be right in the front row!

#bottom picture angle chin looks like it should be used as a handle like a doorknob

mojo-chestermaster

istTVg is sure a movie to experience when you happen to be an asthmatic named owen

#oh I was in an environment that triggered asthma induced suffocation dreams again last week and #...didn't remember this movie at all actually. But it was *so* accurate on that front despite that not being the point.

mojo-chestermaster

Arrival is a very cool movie but the whole time I was thinking "this could have been a sci-fi magazine short story"

#LOL

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