So I Live By Two Words

22 ❧Detroit ❧Aspiring SB

[zvaigzdelasas]

“Huawei is being used by the Chinese government to spy on people, which is abhorrent and unheard of” reports NSA spokesperson, trying to keep a straight face

[ice-block]

Uh oh, my WiFi’s down!

I’m now in

The gradient zone

[nene-kamishiro]

Gradient zone aesthetic:

[kingpinnn]

This picture is 140 years old.

[nastynat76]

Stunning

[dopeeee]

You know how much guap they had to have?! Peep babygirl’s glasses. Wealth.

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Hair laiddd

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

make films about these types of people please

[gaypeopletwitter]

[teenagerposts]

100 level course prof: Attendance is mandatory, no phones allowed, 12 hours of homework/week, also we have 5 exams and one is in 9 days

500 level course prof: I illegally downloaded the texbook, I’ll send you the link. text me if you need anything. Do you guys wanna go kayaking?

[lesbiansinthegarden]

FYI

100 level course prof: Usually an adjunct. Very smol and new to teaching. Lives with dept head up their butt and double checking everything they do

500 level course prof: Is presumed to be competent and is left alone to become the true agent of chaos all teachers yearn to be

[portraitoftheoddity]

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

[quiteliterallyhotsauce]

[gaypeopletwitter]

[mothsluggy]

[caenis-mordred]

@im-in-way-2many-fandoms

[thenextchapterbegins]

did nasa just forget bi and lesbians exist or did they ask them beforehand..would they that…i just..what..

[smallgamedev-deactivated2025062]

its because they don’t want people getting pregnant on space missions, the article is badly written scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[deadmugen]

scissoring in space is to be expected and respected

[existenceisanillusion]

[broadwaybooksandbagels-deactiva]

Actually Potatoes were originally grown in Peru

[neogale]

As a kid who lives in Peru I can confirm that potatoes are from here and that we have over 1200 varieties of potatoes

[captainlordauditor]

only corn

[teaboot]

Natives had corn before us. U gonna be a white supremacist u gonna eat white food. Sheep guts and boiled bread my dudes

[dramaqueen1030-deactivated20200]

Mac and cheese hotdogs and hamburgers

[breebro]

Hamburgers are from Germany

Hotdogs are also from Germany

Mac and Cheese is from Italy

[dramaqueen1030-deactivated20200]

oof. i guess we’ve americanized it to the point where stereotypical “american food” isn’t really american either. 

what about cheetos or twinkies or something? 

[breebro]

Those are american

[randomslasher]

I was really sad for a minute until I remembered I don’t hate immigrants and I’m not a white supremacist. I was literally so horrified at the prospect of living on twinkies and cheetos that I forgot the conditions of the original post. 

[activist-for-change]

[theconcealedweapon]

That’s like believing that you rescued someone because you set them free after kidnapping them, or believing that you saved someone’s life because you pointed a gun at them but didn’t pull the trigger.

[smarter-than-the-republicans]

Who escaped slavery and told their stories to get those white dudes to give enough of a shit to end slavery?

Who spent years picketing, pressuring politicians, rallying, and soap-boxing for their rights even if their husbands would abuse them for it when they got home?

What Pete here doesn’t want to admit (or is too stupid to understand) is that without the struggles of black people and women guys like himself wouldn’t have done any of the things he’s demanding a “thank you” for.

[mioxenoblade]

ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.

[radfemrefblog]

are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here

[mioxenoblade]

I literally never specified trans specific stuff and was specifically implying, ya know, everything and everyone. Maybe you’re a tad obsessed?

And yeah, I think trans healthcare should be covered, just like how I think the surgery to pull your head out of your ass should be covered.

[radfemrefblog]

the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air

[mioxenoblade]

It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.

[princepuma]

[afronerdism]

White women on tumblr claiming that men cannot be witches because of historical persecution without addressing the ways in which white People have systemically persecuted and destroyed the pagan practices of people of color for centuries proping up their own narrow view of white paganism as the face of modern witchcraft is peak white feminism.

You don’t make the rules. Not this or any other day.

[phoukanamedpookie]

“I Was Agreeing With You Right Up Until You Threw Black People Under The Bus,” a nine-book saga by me

[sixpenceee]

A scale model showing how mangrove forests protect coasts from wave erosion.

[hey-look-another-human]

But y’all just wanna cut the trees huh!

[lagonegirl]

[sweetheart10133-deactivated2023]

💯

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny

[hakuteeth]

Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles can so really anything is possible as long as ur actually funny