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last night i had a dream that i was searching goodwill for vintage garfield plushies for my collection (which i have in real life) when suddenly Jerma came up behind me and tapped my shoulder. he was really giddy and said he would give me an entire closet full of garfield stuff, so he led me to this random closet in the back of the store. upon opening it, there was no garfields, just a fuck ton of cold medicine. he shot me in the head

#jerma #jerma985

i literally cannot access this account on any other device except for my old phone (which i have to trade in soon) so go follow @pangaeafan please

the email associated w this account got hacked so basically i am fucked

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icanbeyourhigh

goobra

bro is it parasocial to experience art

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beekirby

This guy deserves a fucking Oscar

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Pastor: Now here’s sister Shirley with the announcements

Sister Shirley:

Thank you pastor.

sugarbabystyle

Why yal keep doing this to this poor baby

steamanband

Whoever invented second-hand embarrassment scenes in television needs to go directly to hell right now

dingdongyouarewrong

one of my favourite vintage tumblr traditions was when you would reblog a post that was like “send me an anon describing yourself and i’d say if i’d date you” and then all your friends would flock to your askbox in droves to misleadingly describe like, waluigi and shit, and see if you’d fall for it