*90s kid fangirl trash* aesthetic

I like things, I post things. Mom friend who's here to listen, dungeon master, chemist, she/her pronouns, nice shoelaces.

[pseudophan]

dan and phil coming out as a couple? not a huge shock. dan and phil having a consistent upload schedule? genuinely unprecedented i never thought i'd see the day

[thistooisphanyuri]

I gotta say it’s so funny to see people like “middle school me is dying” and “big day for people who USED to be annoying in middle school and etc” like no. You don’t understand. I’m a taxes paying adult and this was the biggest day of the year for me.

[pseudophan]

not that i'm surprised at all but i can't stop thinking about how one of the reasons they didn't want to tell the world about their relationship was in case it ended. and now that's just not a possibility to them anymore because they collectively decided there's no one else out there who could match either of them this well, so why would they ever break up. they've just decided everything will be fine forever and i do genuinely believe they're right but also what a crazy thing to say

[fryday]

i love how much dan loves this picture of phil 🥹

[whostoleallthecookies]

i know the dan and phil reveal inevitably is a Tumblr Event TM and that means that the stuff that gets talked about is ironically very surface level and focused on how the Phandom (TM) feels but can we talk about the WRITING of that video??? the ART of it?????

the intro, for starters: it's INTENTIONAL. the bedsheets are ON PURPOSE. the shirts that match the bedsheets. the premise: how they were reduced to the Iconic Matching Bedsheets because that was how the fans Branded them. the intimacy of the bed setting. different but belonging together, the perfect speculated Are They Dating.

confirming it 7 seconds in to finally take control of the narrative.

then, the title card: gloved hands ripping apart the bedsheets and setting them on fire. anonymous people on the internet ruining something so incredibly private, ripping it apart and setting the dregs on fire. THAT'S the theme of the video: why they kept it a secret.. and why they're sharing it now. taking control of the narrative, shedding a light on the damage that was done.

when there are clips of old videos that were since privated i don't think it's accidental that they're taken from torrent sites with the logo intact and not the official upload. BECAUSE THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. it feels invasive. IT WAS INVASIVE.

it's ART. it's INTENTIONAL. yeah they're dating but they're WRITERS. this isn't just a dating announcement, it's an introspective art film. a video essay. a think piece. so many layers to this video that i think many people are missing or ignoring.

then the REBRAND. it's such a powerful conclusion to a video all about strangers controlling the narrative of one's life and career, and finally freeing oneself from that chokehold. setting boundaries. deciding for yourself what, and how, you do from now on. a metamorphosis, maybe. finally taking back the control that was ripped from them for all those years.

incredible work, lads. im so proud of you.

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[eklmrlos]

grumpy crowley wants his snek tattoo back <3

[portraitofalonelydyke]

Somehow we got lucky and even though it was very busy in St James’s Park today, we got to sit on the iconic bench! To whoever glued the coin on the ground please know that we watched someone try to pick it up! Crowley would be proud 😌

[stannisbaratheon]

[stannisbaratheon]

i posted this old as balls gifset ten years ago today

[soaringsearingphoenix]

Happy anniversary old as balls gifset

[maeglinthebold]

@meme-conservation

[meme-conservation]

We are pleased to note the continued survival of this meme to the point that it, too, is Old As Balls

[lotrheritageposts]

LOTR Heritage Post

[portiaadams]

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

[kelssiel]

[iguanamarina]

[tshifty]

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

[hg-aneh]

get rid of it

all of it –

[durbikins]

oh yeah, with the new size limit for .gifs this thing can finally be posted

[eggtuna]

what the fuck

[ebsbestlife]

I just….?

[elusiveandincognito]

TREASURE THIS POST. IT ONLY APPEARS ON YOUR DASH ONCE IN A BLUE MOON I SWEAR

[poisonousquinzel]

forget posting cringe to scare off Twitter folks, we just gotta make this appear to be the constant vibe here and we’ll be good skdjskksks

[clementimetodie]

what the fuck did I just watch

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

I felt like this after watching The Lighthouse

[literalee-just-a-guy]

my new favourite movie

[totallytesco]

what did i just watch

[yep-definitely-savers]

I’ve seen this so many times by now and I STILL do not have a single clue what’s happening here.

[yahooo-official]

what did i just witness

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

new life cuts off a part of older life- creation and destruction are the rivals that can only dance when the other dances.

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

what did i just witness-

[shawn-spencestar]

Oh my God this is a sign if it appears on your dash reblog it

[the-haiku-bot]

Oh my God this is

a sign if it appears on

your dash reblog it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[qqueenofhades]

Can Kamala Harris win? Does she really stand a chance? I’m so scared for my American friends, their families and every kind, decent human being who resides there.

She has a motherfucking chance because we are going to GIVE her a motherfucking chance.

No more talking about how "of course" the country won't elect a black woman (they also thought that with Obama in 2008). No more dooming. We can destroy the fucking billionaire donors as soon as the election is over. We can do everything else as soon as we have time to do it because we are not being fucked in the ass by Trump and his despicable orange fascists.

We are going to rally the fuck behind Kamala Harris and we are going to do it now. We are going to support whichever VP she chooses. We are going to be on the fucking lookout for any Purity Police whining about how Kamala isn't good enough either. We are going to keep our eyes fucking open for the Russian interference that frankly, I suspect, contributed heavily to this in the first place. We are going to learn our fucking lesson from 2016 and not whine about Third Party Protest Votes. We are going to pull together and quit fucking whining. Now Biden is out. You don't have to cOnDeSceNd yourself to voting for him. You are going to fucking help us get Kamala in office so fucking help us God. Then we can deal with the rest of it later. It is that simple.

The end.

[maxbegone]

#you wanted the party to listen? it did#you wanted a powerful man to willingly give up that power for the sake of the country and the people he swore to serve? he DID#now it's time to roll up our sleeves and convert an astonishing opportunity into a historic accomplishment (via @unstatedmartini)

[fredhot23]

“She has a chance because we are going to give her a motherfucking chance” is probably one of the stronger motivating statements I’ve seen…for years, really.

[thebibliosphere]

I don't want to post it because the person was trying to be mean, and I don't want them getting dog piled, but telling me I have "the most Tumblr accent in your writing" is so fucking funny because worstie, of course, I have a Tumblr accent. I've been here since the beginning.

I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me.

[visenyaism]

i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.