ah, fuck.

critical role and general D&D sideblog

[defira85]

That post that goes "short kings do NOT step outside rn i just saw a hawk flying around" is Braius to Orym and Chetney, said with tearful earnestness

it was actually a roc at a distance and braius is the one it grabs because mmmm cow

[undead-knick-knack]

[cipherdice]

I finally had a chance to make something last weekend and it was so worth the effort. I've been drowning in school for so long and I still don't have the 3d printer doing quite what I want, but old molds are perfect for jesmonite since it's so hard. These are a mottled grey jesmonite with gold glass and a sprinkle of teal jesmonite flakes I missed when I was mixing it up (whoops) with gold ink.

[let-me-sleep-or-die]

Listen sometimes a family is

• a girl boss mid breakdown

•a 50’s style waitress robot who’s having an identity crisis,

•a himbo with more trauma than most,

•a psychic unknowingly in an mlm,

•a short king in more debt than the rest of them combined,

•the slug prince using ur ex bosses body as a ship,

•royal chef psychic who fucked(?) a computer

•clippy, literally just clippy

•and their dog.

[ledamemangociana]

Critical Role: Episode 65 - The Streets of Ank’Harel | Vox Machina vs Drunkival de Yolo the Third Nerd Slurred

Bonus Laura/Vex reaction to that last gif:

[ladyofrosefire]

#i know that this is because he drank fantasy rat poison but#percy de rolo is a sloppy drunk pass it on#he’s just yelling his entire name address and social security number at this bar#his crush told him he’s gotta shush so now he’s just loudly hushing anyone who speaks#he’s from whitestone so he’s basically been drinking vodka since he was 6 years old#but once he actually drinks enough to get drunk he’s a mess #i love him#he’s a disaster (X)

[essektheylyss]

out of context critical role spoiler

[octy-in-boots]

Many things change; some things never do.

[staticrevelations]

i forgot laura’s pregnancy announcement, marisha sneezing so hard she cracked a rib, them being named The Mighty Nein, them getting their first magic item info card of the campaign, the first mention of The Gentleman, caleb’s “take them out take them out” backstory tease, the first appearance of the Bad Luck Bandits, them pretending to have “extreme syphilis,” them finding out jester's mom's whole deal, “the Ruby of the Sea is the best lay ever,” and the debut of Pumat(s) Sol all happened in the same episode

[captainofthetidesbreath]

The Mighty Nein + Tumblr Text Yahoo Answers Posts

In honor of Fjord Being The Best this episode, and in honor of Yahoo Answers (RIP), the successor to this text post meme edit commemorating last week's Fjord Being The Best

[notori]

Keyleth’s Timeless Body: You have become so connected to nature and the essence of renewal.

Beau’s Timeless Body: You have reached peak enlightenment where the physical no longer affects you.

Laudna’s Timeless Body: WELL Y'AIN’T GETTIN’ ANY DEAD-ER!

[daggersandarrows]

wait ok here's another question:

what was your first live episode of cr

campaign one episodes 1 - 50

campaign one episodes 51 - 75

campaign one episodes 76 - 115

campaign two episode 1: curious beginnings

campaign two episodes 2 - 50

campaign two episodes 51 - 99

campaign two episode 100: hunted at sea

campaign two episodes 101 - 141

campaign three episode 1: the draw of destiny

campaign three episodes 2 - 50

campaign three episodes 51 - current

a one shot/honey heist/ESO/exu series/candela obscura/etc

Voting ended onSep 19, 2023

[justalittlebluetiefling]

"Why is Travis Willingham CEO?"

"Someone said we had to open a bank account and Travis said 'I'll go do it.'"

[radsity]

i love keyleth so freaking much

[image description: a color illustration of Keyleth, from Critical Role. Cherry blossom petals are drifting in the breeze to her right, and she's watching them with a relaxed, small smile. Her outfit is loose green silks and brown leathers. Her hair and mantle sweep in the breeze as well. She's holding up her right hand to catch a few petals, and the left is holding her staff. End ID.]

[coltonclay]

People apparently get very defensive over making fun of Percy? Percy, the most memable character in c1. Fuckin anime hair. Dresses like he just came from a steampunk larp. Your edgy middle school oc who you came up with when you were listening to mcr and disturbed, but more polished. Invented guns because he was possessed by a demon. Entire family was killed by vampires. The line “life needs things to live,” which was a big flub on Tal’s end, but was also highly in character. I love him as much as the next bi, but damn the concept of this dude is just so hilarious.

[zenkko519]

dont forget that the rest of VM either become the champion of a god or have other wicked supernatural powers and Percy is just a Man, but with Gun

[not-used-to-being-normal]

I'm starting to think this is not about Percy Jackson

[ariadne-mouse]

so anyway Dancer's reintroduction to FCG as a person who totally has their shit together is going well

[ariadne-mouse]

The situation is grim.

The stakes are dire.

The music is moody, winding violin.

The cast are giggling uncontrollably because Matt named a plot-important flower something that sounds like "perineum".

[probablybadrpgideas]

Character who's really horny for high level adventurers.

They have a huge feat fetish.