legate of false trances

[zisurru-main]

started estradiol patches 2day the adhesive is lowkey burning me but it's better than a visit from the stress fracture fairy

[zisurru-main]

Good Evening Everyone I Am So Incredibly Bloated

[zisurru-main]

started estradiol patches 2day the adhesive is lowkey burning me but it's better than a visit from the stress fracture fairy

[kaelio]

Yes, the Cuts to USAID Have Killed

Elon Musk dismisses the human toll of the Trump administration’s gutting U.S. foreign aid—but it’s real and it’s measurable.

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[langernameohnebedeutung]

"You need to change your entire set up" most reddit of sentences in r/bedding

[zisurru-main]

for a while people on here were posting stuff like "being mean isn't a personality trait" and i was like welll i think it is actually. kind of one of the most basic personality traits you can have.

[lobstabear]

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

[knittingontheroad]

I became a tattoo artist at 49.

Married the love of my life at 50.

Got my Class A CDL at 59.

You've got time.

As long as you're breathing, you've got time.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im so sick of unnecessary dinner scenes in movies 😡 every fucking movie they just want to titillate you with some food because they think you’re a dumb animal who just wants to see mashed potatoes bouncing. if its an IMPORTANT dinner scene where they explain lore then whatever i understand. but they shove useless meals into every movie these days and its disgusting

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“its supposed to show interplay between characters” um they can do that in church 🤨

[shieldfoss]

sincerely though

[misomythus]

This equally applies to action scenes, violent scenes, scenes with crying and shouted arguments, etc. Like sex scenes, all of these are often overused because they have a heightened visceral effect whether or not the movie needs them. The best movies are the ones where every scene is there for a reason.

[hyumjim]

Speak for yourself. I think every scene in every movie should have a big loud explosion, somebody bouncing and moaning on it, at least one dismemberment but ideally several, a drizzle of butter on mashed potato, crying and screaming, and burping and farting and taking a big giant shit. Otherwise I got bored and going on my phone frfr

[playwrongs]

Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against the hills, holding tasteful and expensive servingware within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty years more. Within, dishes continued glossy, napkins creased neatly, knives were straight, and forks were sensibly laid to the right of the plate; silence lay steadily against the rattan and linen of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone, except when it was throwing a garden party.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay does the next generation need me to introduce them to Dead Man’s Bones yet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is baby Ryan Gosling’s goth crooner band. they made one functionally perfect album and nothing else. this is genuinely one of my top 10 no-skips albums of all time and i dont even give a fuck about Gosling as an actor

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[divorcedwife]

studying history is like. here's to another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be. thank you women who fight for abortion and contraception and independance from men for another beautiful day of not being pregnant and of having no obligation to ever be

[ganondorf]

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

[zisurru-main]

how have only 4 people ever died storm chasing. you'd think that would be a hobby with a high fatality rate

[screenshotsofdespair]

[memorycycle]

their scared cus they never saw a sandwich that big. but the dad has to look brave for his son

[hotvampireadjacent]

Happy tom needy drinky day