Vicious Mollymaukery

Picture of Caleb is the official portrait, it can be found on the CR wiki and is by Ariana "Ari" Orner, the official season 2 artist. The background picture is the Tarot card "The Tower," associated with (among other things) disruptive and potentially destructive change.

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

Fjord’s dream was on the moon lol

I wanted to get into this whole moon conspiracy thing :3

((Note: I only got about 5 minutes into The Moon Conspiracy Video... blame my shit attention span. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ACe8tXyIKI&t=619s This conspiracy point may have already been mentioned. I scrolled through looking at the episode numbers for 72, but I didn’t see it.)

SO HEAR ME OUT:

In Fjord's dream in the Forge (right before The Lava Moment), Matt described the moon's light in the sky and immediately thought "wait, just one moon?" Then he called it "The single beacon of white light above." Just listen to this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1g7RIee8-c

Now, one moon is dimmer than the other. But IF (if) you are assuming Matt’s Moon Wording Choices are INTENTIONAL, I would like to propose: Ukotoa’s dream world is on Ruidus.

I need a tinfoil hat!

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

There’s a lot of fanart drawn from a side profile on my dash, and a new question has arisen recently that I never thought I would have to worry about.

Beauyasha art?

Or Zukka from Avatar with longer hair???

(I’m 0 for 3 so far before reading the captions...)

[podcastwizard]

this is a self love post for dnd players and dms

reblog with what makes you great

hi i’m mcelboycontent and i applaud the dm every time we finish a session like those people who clap when airplanes land

[dnd-apothecary]

hi im dndapothecary and I subscribe to the Rule of Cool as a DM and gush over how great my players are at solving puzzles in ways I didn’t imagine~! 

as a player, I am great at driving forward the session when no one wants to be the one to make the decision, I will make it. Will it be the right one or the best one? No, because that’s boring!! I like to see how much trouble we can get in and out of, and feel the wrath of the consequences of my actions! I like to CRY about fictional characters and there’s no shame in my game!!!!!! 

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

Hi I’m mollymaukerytealeaf and i can improvise no matter WHAT happens as a dm!!! As a player I am able to lead the group in-character and I’m very good at solving puzzles!

[podcastwizard]

this is a self callout post for dnd players and dms

reblog with why you’re problematic

hi i’m mcelboycontent and i can never remember any place or npc names but i refuse to take notes

[dnd-apothecary]

hi im dndapothecary and i never write down what my players did and how  their actions have consequences that affect the world

[tilthedayidice]

Hi I’m tilthedayidice and I do that exact same thing, but also as a player sometimes I’ll zone out forget to take any notes or pay attention the plot and think about animal crossing instead

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

hi I’m mollymaukerytealeaf and i

-have never done a day’s prep in my life

-lift 1 out of 4 plot twists directly from Critical Role

-get too invested in the npcs

and of course

-won’t stop letting the party fight gods

[redjennies]

the mighty nein as reductress headlines

+bonus: Essek and another Molly

[johnchurch]

Attention Matthew Mercer dm'ing TAZ

Matthew Mercer dm'ing TAZ

Matthew Mercer dm'ing the Mcelroys

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

[fluxbird-deactivated20210510]

only one character can be in each 5ft square in dnd because they’re all practicing responsible social distancing

[fluxbird-deactivated20210510]

in response to me freaking out about how many notes this post is getting my friend said “yup it’s going viral” and then my other friend responded with “hehe, viral” and that’s how my day is going

[fluxbird-deactivated20210510]

only one character can be in each 5ft square in dnd because they’re all practicing responsible social distancing

[trjavis]

[200mgcaffeine]

[id: an edited screencap of John Mulaney in his stand up routine ‘Street Smarts,’ with the head of Caleb Widogast’s Critical Role official art pasted over Mulaney’s head. The caption reads: I’m like, “Nah, sister. You’re not getting Fjord to no secondary location.” /end id]

[criticalsorcery]

little shipping tidbit from Talks tonight

[iva-draws]

Essek, thoughts?

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

Hot Boi!

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

The next D&D book is a Critical Role tie-in

The actual-play series starring Matthew Mercer and friends is getting some love from Wizards of the Coast

GUYS

GUYS

IT’S CRITICAL ROLE LAND

HE DID IT

[bixbiboom]

Oh shit y’all, the next WotC book is set in Wildemount! It’s currently titled Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount, and Matt is listed as a contributor! It’s available to »pre-order on Amazon« rn!

From the listing description: “A war brews on a continent that has withstood more than its fair share of conflict. The Dwendalian Empire and the Kryn Dynasty are carving up the lands around them, and only the greatest heroes would dare stand between them. Somewhere in the far corners of this war-torn landscape are secrets that could end this conflict and usher in a new age of peace—or burn the world to a cinder.

Create a band of heroes and embark on a journey across the continent of Wildemount, the setting for Campaign 2 of the hit Dungeons & Dragons series Critical Role. Within this book, you’ll find new character options, a heroic chronicle to help you craft your character’s backstory, four different starting adventures, and everything a Dungeon Master needs to breathe life into a Wildemount-based D&D campaign…

· Delve through the first Dungeons & Dragons book to let players experience the game as played within the world of Critical Role, the world’s most popular livestreaming D&D show.

· Uncover a trove of options usable in any D&D game, featuring subclasses, spells, magic items, monsters, and more, rooted in the adventures of Exandria—such as Vestiges of Divergence and the possibility manipulating magic of Dunamancy.

· Start a Dungeons & Dragons campaign in any of Wildemount’s regions using a variety of introductory adventures, dozens of regional plot seeds, and the heroic chronicle system—a way to create character backstories rooted in Wildemount.

Explore every corner of Wildemount and discover mysteries revealed for the first time by Critical Role Dungeon Master, Matthew Mercer.”

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

Y’all like.... saw that CMV about Caleb right??? because I didn’t see it on my tumblr dash at ALL and I JUST found it??? Would That I???? you guys know about that, right???

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

By the way, remember that Prophecy fic I keep talking about???

It might be my main source of NaNoWriMo words

Wish me luck!!!

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

LISTEN I’M NOT EVEN WATCHING CRITICAL ROLE TONIGHT BECAUSE I CAN’T BUT VOTE FOR LIAM O’BRIEN FOR PRESIDENT

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

Can I just say, like…. they were gonna FIND the dodecahedron

Like, in what world were the m9 going to jail without someone taking jester’s BAG

[mollymaukerytealeaf]

hey bringing this Episode 56 Mood back because now that we’ve seen the jail??? holy SHIT am i glad Caleb pulled That Move with the beacon