can i pet your dog?

Molly/22/Santa Cruz, CA

[awwww-cute]

Found an old PC monitor, decorated a little

[sweet-bitsy]

What website is that

[lord-kitschener]

The only good one

[thebootydiaries]

me age 12: oh god i missed a two millimeter spot of hair when i shaved i guess i'll go to the beach in five layers of clothing so no one notices

me now: Hello friends it is i Bigfoot #confirmed

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[im-the-batmann]

[literaryglamour]

[lil-moonlight]

Police officer: please get out of your vehicle

Me: after this song

[workoutinpink]

[sonoanthony]

#CLOCKED

[blackhipsteraesthetic]

Rosemarie wasn’t ready

[onlyblackgirl]

Rosemarie got dragged by Target.

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[fonzworthcutlass]

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

[gaze4u-deactivated20201021]

$50 maybe

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

[hokanovastella]

STREET SMARTS

[thebootydiaries]

my kids:how did you meet mom?

me:well you see...i thirst followed her on tumblr

[gaybabyangel]

i want harry styles to give me advice like idc if it’s dating advice or grocery shopping advice i just feel like he knows more than anyone and i trust him 

[bob-belcher]

[ugly]

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty

[isabellemenin]

[sugarinteriora]

[kinderfeestje]

It’s so hot I just wanna lay on the cool ground arms and legs spread and do nothing all day

[milfscully]

I thought this said I wanna lay on the cool ground arms …….

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[fu-kr-deactivated20140826]

hot box my coffin