Chock full of hoot, just little a bit of nanny

Canadian, wedged between far too many intrusive Irish relatives. Partial to feminist discourses, the Oxford comma, and pictures of corgis napping. I have acquired an inexhaustive list of favourite shows because I have about 6 friends and a Netflix.

[literatigifs]

gilmore girls | 2x10 the bracebridge dinner

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[dailynarnia]

the decade is ending and I still can’t believe this is my most memorable digital footprint…. After yall sending Aslan porn and incest porn and centaur porn this still won’t die down please let this die with the decade I am BEGGING

[gueuledebois]

[kingslayered]

[hufflepuff-and-stuff]

one of my favorite jokes of all time

[meggo-waffles-deactivated202110]

gotta go through it to grow through it

[half-sassed]

According to last week’s Torah parsha:

God built a specialized enclosure for the first human (Gen. 2:8-15)

God then got concerned about the first human’s well-being and tried to provide the first human with enrichment (Gen. 2:18-20)

God finally gave up and brought home a second human to keep the first one company (Gen. 2:21-22)

The humans got into the food that they weren’t supposed to have while God was out (Gen. 3:6)

God came back to find the humans covered in leaves and trying to avoid God (Gen. 3:7-8)

God decided that since the humans couldn’t be trusted not to break into the food it was better to send them outside (Gen. 3:22-23)

Conclusion:

We are all God’s outdoor cats.

[horrorandhalloween]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Blossom smiling for the camera.”

Photos/caption by Lauren Boutz

[catchymemes]

[hopeamikaelsons]

[emma-d-klutz]

me, tentatively, afraid to get my hopes up

[flippyspoon]

update: horse says he would like to have the horse catcher executed

[galaxianbitch]

[paradoxical-frog]

[shushtaouk]

gfjdgnfjgk this punk ass bitch really tried it and she fucking obliterated him Im screaming 

[gostaks]

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

[vassraptor]

none of them ever did any laundry at all

[lettherebedragons]

The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters. 

Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.

[cheesyradfem]

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

[radfemblack]

Fuck

[labelleizzy]

I forget that there’s folks who haven’t heard this so I always reblog.

[bitchesgetriches]

Oh look! It’s why I wrote this:

Stop Measuring Your Time in Beyoncé Hours

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[lifeinpoetry]

I just hope I’m forgiven for the nights I spend on the fire escape, untying this city’s prayers long enough to hear the first few words. Each one starts the same—Make this mine, Lord. Make this mine.

— Paige Lewis, from “Turn Me Over, I’m Done on This Side,” Space Struck

[acavatica]

[d0cpr0fess0r]

We need to stop doing this

[wigmund]

Coming in 2017: Tank Monkeys vs Nuclear Spiders

[oockitty]

[happilyshanghaied]

I just spit out my drink 😂😂

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

 She’s making sure no one steals it

[tharook]

tail: check