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Absolute freak about iwtv and all things Vampire Chronicles 25 | she/they | queer AO3

[mommys-boy-lestat]

[harbingersecho]

eyes like church windows

[pink0paques]

not louis being sat in the milf only section

[devils-autoclave]

I can’t believe Lestat (slutiest of sluts) told his mom she could only stay if they didn’t have sex

He doesn’t want the incest, you honor, he just wants to be loved by his mother and this is the only form of affection Gabrielle ever gave him

Also on the flashbacks - Lestat was in such a vulnerable position after the wolves, he just wanted to cry and be held by his mother. Instead, she told him about a sex dream, that might I add, included her taking “boys”

As someone who read the books, I always saw their relationship as grooming. But seeing it on screen takes it to a whole new level

[plutopansy]

Daniel very pathetically saying he doesn’t have the cloud gift or the fire gift. ARMAND COME PICK UP YOUR 73 YEAR OLD TODDLER AND TEACHER HIM STUFF YOU DEADBEAT.

[platoapproved]

The Vampire Lestat | Part VII - Chapter 4

[humanveil]

I was standing over her. I was watching her, and her momentary pain meant nothing in light of the vow that I was speaking to her now. No words again, just the silent thrust of it, and the question, more immense than could ever be put into words, Do you want to come with me now? DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME INTO THIS NOW? I hide nothing from you, not my ignorance, not my fear, not the simple terror that if I try I might fail. I do not even know if it is mine to give more than once, or what is the price of giving it, but I will risk this for you, and we will discover it together, whatever the mystery and the terror, just as I’ve discovered alone all else. With her whole being she said Yes.

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT — Toledo.

[cuntylestat]

i know she would have a nervous breakdown on the family disney world trip

[mommys-boy-lestat]

The way this fandom loves to catastrophize 😂

[reticent-vampire]

Jacob Anderson as Louis de Pointe du Lac The Vampire Lestat 3.02

[sugarcarnation]

absolutely insane opening dialogue 10/10 no notes

[devilledminion]

Bally Gill as Real Rashid in INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | 3.02

[mommys-boy-lestat]

Just read a comment that said something along the lines of “Uggh this is boring, the writing used to be so good. I hope it gets darker!!” WORMS FOR BRAINSSSSSS

[knighteirian]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026–) 3.02 "Toledo"

[mommys-boy-lestat]

Louis killed that geriatric. HELL YEAHHHHHHH

[mommys-boy-lestat]

This TVLAD host has GOT TO GO

[gruntsandpoetry]

But it was not until a few nights later, when I watched a man pull a knife out of his walking stick, and press the blade to his brother’s breast bone, that I said to myself, Lestat unpack your trunks. You’re home.