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When the most homophobic girl you know likes a clip from a mlm romance (red, white, and royal blue) there are two possible reasons as to why:

1. They are secretly into girls and want to tell people but they don't know how

No actually, there is only one possible reason as to why the most homophobic girl I know, who called me slurs in front of crowds of people, would have liked a clip of Henry and Alex kissing from Red, white, and Royal Blue on Instagram. It's because of the fetishizing of gay men, done MAINLY (not always) by cishet women.

(I do want to clarify, it's not every cishet woman and I am so grateful for the allyship of you, it's just something I keep seeing and is scaring me slightly in these times.)

It's the same with Heated Rivalry (which I adore as a queer, hockey fan), and we've seen it with other TV shows too.

You don't get to pick and choose your allyship. She thought I was a lesbian (#trans guys, am I right?) and called me horrible things, she used the T-slur as a way of insulting people she didn't like. But then she's liking and reposting mlm romance?

Trans people built pride.

Lesbians were some of the only people who cared for the gay men affected by Aids.

I could go on.

I am a bisexual guy. I get it, men kissing is hot. Get the fuck over yourself and give everyone some love or go and die in a hole (that's mainly directed at her, my therapist hasn't helped much).

#lgbtq #mlm #red white and royal blue #heated rivalry #queer #queer pride #stop homophobia #stop transphobia #stop queerphobia #okay my rant is over #no one will read this

i-do-it-for-your-love

One thing about me is im always thinking about the 1967 at the zoo demo and im always sad

monamimyfriend

so. what's your favorite paul simon album

Solo works wise, it'd have to be Graceland because as a bassist the songs are majestic.

I'm also a huge Simon and Garfunkel fan, but I couldn't pick an album they're all so beautiful. I do own a Bridge Over Troubled Water vinyl though.

Now.... Your turn, Mon Ami

angrymantheater

well i gotta say you're right about graceland. the titular song brings me to tears occasionally. i think he's operating at the peak of his songwriting abilities and the collaberation with other artists like ladysmith black mambazo bring the musicality and instrumentation of the album to unique heights. i also feel very sentimentally towards there goes rhymin' simon.

as for simon and garfunkel, i'm much less familiar with their albums, but i think my favorite of their songs is america!

monamimyfriend

If you like the Graceland style of music, I think one S&G song you've gotta listen to is 'Why don't you write me' it's got a similar feel, but slightly more 60s.

Graceland is one of those albums that can be on full volume that you sing along and dance to, or as quite background music and still be beautiful.

#paul simon #simon and garfunkel

monamimyfriend

never thought i'd cry at a man with apples falling out of his pants.

@matchatealeaves it was so good oml

matchatealeaves

Andrew gibbons the accountant from crete <3 what a fucking creature

ALSO AHHH IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT I LOVE ITTTTT AND I XAN NOW YAP TO YOU ABOUT ITTTTT

monamimyfriend

It's now making me want to just turn up at college in September and start ~acting~ like our friends

#thespians greece the musical #mischief theatre

so. what's your favorite paul simon album

Solo works wise, it'd have to be Graceland because as a bassist the songs are majestic.

I'm also a huge Simon and Garfunkel fan, but I couldn't pick an album they're all so beautiful. I do own a Bridge Over Troubled Water vinyl though.

Now.... Your turn, Mon Ami

#simon and garfunkel #paul simon #graceland #ask answered #thank you Mon Ami

fullmusicbardsquared

someone you know is gay. someone you know is bi. someone you know is transgender. someone you know is starting to get into paul simon. think before you speak hate

monamimyfriend

3/4, not bad....

#paul simon

never thought i'd cry at a man with apples falling out of his pants.

@matchatealeaves it was so good oml

#thespians greece the musical #mischief theatre #musical theatre

ltwilliammowett

Nautical Terms

Here are just a few terms that might be of interest to some of you.

Before the mast – refers to the sailors’ quarters, which were located in the fore part of the ship (the bow), whilst the officers’ quarters were near the stern. The term can also be used as a synonym for a common sailor.

Clap on – to increase power by adding more rigging or deploying more men. Also: to set more sails.

Deck passage – accommodation for passengers on deck when there was insufficient cabin space. Often used on short voyages.

Hail – a greeting at sea

Handsomely – slowly and carefully; particularly when handling ropes under tension.

Maiden Voyage – the first voyage of a ship that has recently been fitted out and is finally fit for service.

Salt – nickname for a sailor. Also ‘Old Salt’ for a very experienced sailor.

Slew – to turn something around its own axis: to swing a mast round.

Stand by – to be ready

Stave off – to push a boat or floating object away from a jetty or the side of a ship using a pole, a boat hook or a similar tool.

sxllengirl

they are so cute can I just pick them up like barbies and make them kiss

the-beatles-offical

U can call me gay or a fuckin woman beater or bring up the n word song all u want but i never went to tht fucking island sooooo there

-john

the-beatles-offical

Y'know, I used to be happy they took John out (I wanted Yoko to myself... sorry John :p ) but i think perhaps, death has made him funnier. These responses got me laughin so hard my belt is becoming unbuckled... not for you John, sorry, its still for Yoko

Me and yoko are hierarchical poly but just so you know she will never fuck you. also nothing you said contradicted your unhinged glee at my untimely murder you halfwit stay in school

This anon was soberly taken to the dungeon and to be shot like i was

-john

monamimyfriend

There are tears streaming down my face

#john lennon #the beatles #death