Mon's Personal Blog

24-year-old dude, huge nerd. I almost exclusively reblog dogs, videogames, art references and cute girls. I've mostly moved to Twitter ever since the big migration. Secretly a bear in the woods living in a cabin with wi-fi ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

[monchopin]

knock knock

Is any of my followers still around? I’ve been thinking of coming back to this site after a brief and sad experience using Twitter. I wanna post shit about RPGs.

[weepingandgnashingofteeth]

To Whom It May Concern:

[did-you-know]

Bill Murray once took a cab and found out the driver played the saxophone but never got to practice because he worked 14-hour days. So…

BM: “I said, ‘When do you practice?’”

Cabbie: “I drive 14 hours a day.”  

BM: “Well, where’s your sax?”

Cabbie: “In the trunk.”  

BM: “Pull over and get in the back, I know how to drive a car. ”

“Not only did he play all the way to Sausalito, which is a long way, we stopped and got barbecue. He [wound up] playing in what some would call a sketchy, weird place in Oakland at 2:15 in the morning. I was like, ‘Relax, man, you’ve got the [bleeping] horn! We’re cool!’ And it was great and it made for a beautiful night!”

  Source

[st-just]

Lireal and Sabriel by Gloria Ocete

[faglick]

[valtsv]

*tastes potion like a chef testing the soup* hm. needs more eye of newt.

[cool-art-i-didnt-do]

this is hilarious + its even funnier if u kno that eye of newt is probably mustard seed

[valtsv]

so who else was today years old when they learned that “eye of newt” is mustard seed and not the literal eye of a newt or am i just dumb

[tsunadadudi]

Theres even more beyond eye of newt

[aviculor]

no wonder my potions never work the way they should

[catboy-supremacist]

[aaeds]

Good knowledge A+

[tal-shiar-fashion-police]

[beesmygod]

DESTROY false idols

[doggosource]

his name is milk tea

[otherwindow]

Unlike angels, demons are eager for mortal indulgence, ignorant to the after effects of fats and sugars. This results in a demon’s usual impulsive behaviour. Ancient Demon: I shalt drinketh this bev'rage as an act of hellish rebellion >:) Ancient Demon after their first Redbull:

[otherwindow]

Circular sweets are a demon’s favourite food; For example, cookies are not only the perfect (and delicious) antithesis to salty communion bread served in churches, but represent the fragility of angelic halos. Demon, holding a donut: this is your halo Angel: Demon: [eats the donut] Angel: >:O

[kylos]

The Game of Thrones cast at the last script reading

[lavenderyellowmellow]

this belongs to a museum

[valtsv]

literally anyone else in the lord of the rings: oh god oh fuck the world is ending we’re all doomed

gandalf:

[did-you-know]

There’s a company that specializes in designing high-security secret passageways and hidden doors, some of which can only be opened by playing the right piano keys or precisely arranging pieces on a chessboard. 

(Source, Source 2)

[pixelartus]

“Shakedown: Hawaii fuses open world action and empire building. Build a “legitimate” corporation by completing open world missions, acquiring businesses, sabotaging competitors, “re-zoning” land, and shaking down shops for protection money. You are the CEO, and questionable subsidiaries, hidden service fees, misleading ads, and fine print are your super power.”

Release: May 7th 2019 (Switch, PS4, Vita, PC)

[catbreon-draws]

I’m p

Yes I’m

Yes hmmms ow

Eh

Tnhk

[catbreon-draws]

Tumblr wouldn’t let me upload the video but I let the mice write a tumblr post for me and this is the result :^)

[idleminds]

[deactivated8888-deactivated2018]

[cizayox]

This is honestly what i look like in my minds eye

[aurorae-nox]

What a good boi

[reactionfaces]

[portaproslowbro]

Charlotte’s Web: Director’s Cut