I'm not for sale but I do take tips.

It/Its, 36. Warning: Goblins are subject to meltdowns in artificial lighting. Use natural or minimal lighting for best results. ~ This is my general blog. My BNHA blog is TheYellManFan. I have a writblr blog called @inks-books. For my published books check out: https://linktr.ee/inks.books

[aidashakur]

[tookaperegrin]

[Id. A twitter post by @/omgsidewalks

NGL I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY, "MAYBE YOU DON'T NEED MORE TIME TO HEAL, MAYBE YOU NEED MORE EXPERIENCES THAT SHOW YOUR NERVOUS SYSTEM A DIFFERENT REALITY," AND YEAH... IT ECHOED IN ME]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[xxinksxx]

[madnessofmen]

Too many rich people buying medieval castles and then renovating the interior to look like a completely normal 21st century house. Sorry but if you're going to live in a castle you need to commit to the bit. If I lived in a castle I would restore it just enough to be barely liveable and pretend I was a poor but prideful nobleman in his crumbling estate, still clinging to the last vestiges of his family's fading name.

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is being in high school when someone who’s just a few years older than you is getting married and never being able to wrap your head around that fact

I can’t even believe when people my own age are dating!

and then of course when you express this shock, the adults around you mistake the “wait people actually do this” for “I haven’t even thought about marriage yet, I’m still too young!” and then try to reassure you that “you still have lots of time”

like, I’m happy for the people who are getting married, but at the same time, I wish I didn’t have to deal everything that it brings up

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[xxinksxx]

I'm in my mid to late 30's and I still think this. My high school bestie got married in our late 20's and in my head I was like O.o Aren't we too young for that stuff? Apparently not. Idk how anyone is having kids at any age - nothing against kids, but where do you find the energy????? It is SO much constant bombardment on my nervous system just to be at work and I mostly work by my self delivering 😭 How can you deal with a whole ass kid/s???? People with that kind of energy amaze me and terrify me. Let alone partnering up. What do you MEAN you want someone in your space???? That should be illegal /j

[autisticghostss]

”autistic people don’t do [ extremely common higher support need , higher level autistic trait / symptom ] , that just stereotype”

you need include us too : you need include childish autistic person , you need include nonverbal autistic person , you need include autistic person who drool , you need include autistic people with intellectual disability , you need include autistic person with loud messy public meltdowns .

can not hide behind “it just stereotype” because that not true . there are many people very disabled by autism , you need remember us and include us .

[xxinksxx]

Just tried to go to the restroom at one of my pick ups, and I opened the door to find someone stuffed an entire roll of unraveled toilet paper into the bowl, with the cardboard middle still in it.

If I find out who you are I'm turning your spinal chord into your noose and quartering what's left of you.

[willgrahamscock]

Your pronouns sound like someone clearing their throat

you guys find new ways to hate crime every day

[willgrahamscock]

[willgrahamscock]

my gender is now canceled everyone stop perceiving it

[aro-ace-culture-is]

Aroace culture is constantly being invalidated by everyone, even other aroaces because I have a husband I am intimate with and love very much. Do not fall into the same gatekeeping mindset that others in LGBTQ+ do, please!

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[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[homunculus-argument]

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.

[homunculus-argument]

a vampire, wrapped tightly with indestructible enchanted threads: No weapon forged against me shall prosper. a blacksmith using the vampire as an anvil while making a sword: Shut the fuck up.

[aro-ace-culture-is]

aroace culture is feeling VERY uncomfortable whenever you’re shipped or flirted with, jokingly or not

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[bloggingboutburgers]

Hello you probably won’t see this but I just want you to know that as a teen aroace, you are a huge inspiration to me and I get really hopeful for my future as an aroace person when I see older (not calling u unc just saying ur in ur 30s) aspec people :))

Hey! Sorry for the late reply TwT

lmao honestly being "unc" kind of ironically becomes an instrument of power when you're aroace at this point. It's a great argument to the "it's-a-phase-you're-too-young-to-know-what-you-want" crowd that, actually, no. And one can live happily like that. And be a grownass emotionally mature adult, that's not mutually exclusive. And fuck anyone who says otherwise. Very glad to be providing that kind of counter-argument.

Wishing you the best for the future, either way^^

[newhologram]

Being disabled sometimes puts you in a weird spot because people will use your strength and resilience AGAINST you.

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[evilwizard]

say no more

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[xxinksxx]

Yellow roses are a symbol of friendship, and I like sending yellow hearts to my friends to represent this. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛