We're all mad here.

bordom outlet and philosophy

[mongonatorjr-blog]

Help my cat knows the days of the week by name my boyfriend told her mom would be back Wednesday and they were deu Saturday and starting back on Thursday the cat became very upset with us

[gamingcirclejerk]

[inkrton]

[fakeanimesubs]

rich people don’t know how to spend their money right

[memewhore]

[adventures-in-asexuality]

#this is a dog committing what are obviously cat crimes - azzandra

[red-mercer]

Another case where the camera was clearly set up to figure out how the little shit was pulling it off

[rpfwasfine]

this is the best picture ive ever seen

[teaboot]

[i-am-a-fish]

IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS

[thecontentsofyourfridge69]

ah the post below this on my timeline was transformer porn so yeah thanks for oiling them up more

[i-am-a-fish]

man.

[victusinveritas]

[somesonofabitch]

This is my favorite panel in the manga

[emmikay]

Mustang: This is no time for your shenanigans!

Ed: Come on, Bastard. It was a single shenanigan.

[mongonatorjr-blog]

It was no less than 74 shenanigans and you know it

[badnarutofanfiction]

[mongonatorjr-blog]

Fuck you I need context

[totallycorrectghostpokemonquote]

Well, we did it...

I don’t know how, but we did it.

Somehow, we got 500 people following this shit blog. I have to do something special and since I can’t draw, I’m doing a shiny giveaway. 

Keep reading

[shalink1995]

Hello all my wonderful followers! That’s right, it’s time for the big 400 follower giveaway raffle! While I will admit I am only at a 399 ollowerd i figure i might as well get this kicked off early!

Here are the rules!~

You can have one entry per blog, but you are allowed to use any side blogs as well.

I will only be counting reblogs as entries and If you like it but don’t reblog it, it will not count as an entry.

Once I pull your name from the randomizer, i will contact you via IM and you will have 24 hours to respond before I pull another name for the prize.

I will not be thinking of your art for you, please figure out how you want the character posed and the pattern of the background.

I do not draw explicit content

I do not draw mechs

I am not that great with monsters but i will try my hardest

Prizes

This time i will be giving out only three prizes, they will be full body, fully shaded with simple patterned backgrounds of your choice of one character. I can add another charrictor for 2$ or you can make you prize a half body to add another character. Making the prize a shoulders up will give you the chance of getting three characters and last but not least, if you want to knock down your prize to line art than you can have four half body characters in one shot.  

The due date for entries is 06/20/2019!

I hope you all enjoy and have a wonderful day!!

[i-am-a-fish]

LESBIAN RIGHTS GAY RIGHTS BI RIGHTS TRANS RIGHTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHTS TO EVERY BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL AND UNIQUE PERSON WHO CALLS THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY THEIR HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL SO FR*CKING VALID!!!!!! HAPPY!!!!!!!!! PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatsthat24]

Training for the Big Day 💪

[systlin]

I would like to thank my roomba for finding that one sock I’d lost under the couch, and then repeatedly headbutting my foot while chewing on it. 

Thank you little dude. 

[splinteredstar]

He wanted to make sure you saw it!

[systlin]

What can you give a roomba instead of treats to tell him that he’s a Good Boy

Asking for a friend

[systlin]

You know

I have a roomba

I have knives

I could

I could give him a knife

[kagekanecavi]

this seems like a spectacularly bad idea considering you started off talking about how he headbutts your foot

[systlin]

I didn’t say it needed to be a SHARP knife

I’ve got a rubber training knife we use in class for knife technique training

[systlin]

Excellent

[thebellwitchblog]

Something tells me that this wont end well for your ankles but I applaud your disaster decisions anyway

[systlin]

It’s just plastic, my Achilles tendons are safe. 

And it’s good training!

[dragona56]

Training for him to stab people or training for you to dodge?

[systlin]

Yes. 

[i-am-a-fish]

yeehaw?