My Lustful Cavern

Hi I'm Simona, 24, italian. Love UK, the Beatles and Brian Epstein, slash and yaoi. Love also Queer as Folk, The Big Bang Theory, Sherlock, Star Trek (The Original Series), Glee, NCIS, Avengers and Thor movies, Harry Potter saga, Tim Burton, Colin Firth and a big part of the movies he starred in. Here you'll see post from anything i like, childish and porn(ish) and gay too. DON'T LIKE IT? THEN GO OUT OF THIS BLOG!! NO OFFENSIVE MESSAGES OR COMMENTS IN THE REBLOGS, PLEASE!! I ship: McLennon (McCartney x Lennon), McHarrison (McCartney x Harrison), Starrison (Starr x Harrison), Lenstein (Lennon x Epstein), Sutclennon (Sutcliffe x Lennon), Woloppali (Wolowitz x Koothrappali), a bit Shelnard (Cooper x Hofstadter), Shamy (Cooper x Farrah Fowler), Jubert (Downey jr x Law), Johnlock (Sherlock Holmes x John Watson - tv series, books and the movies with Robert Downey jr as Sherlock), Mystrade (Mycroft Holmes x Gregory Lestrade), Johncroft (John Watson x Mycroft Holmes), Jimcroft (Moriarty x Mycroft Holmes), Sherlock Holmes x Moriarty (and so many more in that fandom!), Freebatch (Freeman x Cumberbatch), Mark Gatiss x Ian Hallard, McNozzo (McGee x DiNozzo), Dibbs (DiNozzo x Gibbs), Thorki (Thor x Loki), starting with Cumbeston (Cumberbatch x Hiddleston), Spirk (Spock x Kirk, original series AND the J.J.Abrams version), Drarry (D, Malfoy x H. Potter), Grindeldore (Grindelwald x Dumbledore), Snucius (Snape x L. Maldoy), Malfoycest (D. Malfoy x L. Malfoy), Snaco (Snape x D, Malfoy), Wolfstar (Lupin x S. Black), malevolence (Snape x s. Black), Kurtofsky (Hummel x Karofsky), Bertogue (Bertie x Logue, meaning just movie characters from the King's Speech), Fish (Firth x Rush), Clearcy (Cleaver x Darcy), Haydeaux (Haydon x Prideaux), Fivett (Firth x Everett), Maylor (May x Taylor - Queen), Sandy (Sid x Andy from Toy Story), Farman (Farland x Truman), Gamon (Simon x Gavin from The Boat that Rocked), Burtepp (Burton x Depp), Jichael ( Cleese x Palin), Pidle ( Idle x Palin), Clapman (Cleese x Chapman), Jidle (Jones x Idle), Hilson (House x Wilson).... and i think there's no other couple i ship. "Paul and I know each other on a lot of different levels that very few people know about." (John) "In Liverpool, Paul would come round my house and we'd play in the living room. Paul knocked me out with his singing especially, although I remember him being a little embarrassed to really sing out, seeing as we were stuck right in the middle of my parents place with my whole family walking about. He said he felt funny singing about love and stuff around my dad." - George GO HERE! http://classicshippersnetwork.tumblr.com/

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[themadkatter13fanfiction]

Five Gifts and A Celebration

Fandom: Sherlock

Pairing: Johnlock

Rating: Explicit

Summary: John is prepared to love his newly adopted son in whatever way the boy wants or needs. He’s just not prepared for Sherlock to want or need that kind of love.

Additional Tags: 5+1 Things,  Alternate Universe,  aulock,  Shota,  Shotalock,  Shota Sherlock,  Daddy John,  Married Mary Morstan/John Watson,  Minor Mary Morstan/John Watson,  so minor,  First Time,  Underage Sex,  Consensual Underage Sex,  Blow Jobs,  Adultery,  Infidelity,  Affairs,  Masturbation,  Sleepy Sex,  Begging,  Rimming,  Coming Untouched,  Sherlock Is A Bit Not Good,  Hand Jobs,  Crossdressing,  Skirts,  Boys in Skirts,  Crossdressing Sherlock,  Sherlock in Skirts,  Anal Fingering,  Anal Sex,  Top John,  Bottom Sherlock,  secret blow jobs,  Kissing,  Cunnilingus,  literally the only Mary/John,  Sex Tapes,  Autofellatio,  Deepthroating,  Multiple Orgasms,  Presents,  Christmas Presents,  Panties,  Sherlock in Panties,  Toys,  Sex Toys,  Anal Plug,  Quiet Sex,  Gags,  Dirty Talk,  Cuddling & Snuggling,  Sleepy Cuddles,  POV John Watson,  POV Sherlock Holmes,  Chastity Device,  Cock Cages,  Sounding,  Vibrators,  Sherlock in Stockings,  Sherlock in Heels,  Sherlock in Dresses,  Sherlock in Makeup,  Sherlock in Jewellery,  Light Dom/sub,  Orgasm Delay/Denial,  Orgasm Denial,  Come Inflation,  Come Stuffing,  Public Sex,  Cock Warming,  Dry Orgasm,  Possessive Behavior,  Possessive Sherlock,  Nipple Play,  Nipple Licking,  Delayed Orgasm,  Blacking out,  Wake-Up Sex, Fluff, Fluff and Smut

Read it on AO3.

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Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?

I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:

When Sherlock says “I think it could work”

He’s saying ”I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”

And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:

And Sherlock just:

And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.

[enigmaticpenguinofdeath]

Bare chested Gatiss gif spam? Please, please, please? Haha. Love, Sinny

How can I resist such a request on a Gatiss Wednesday? Let’s see what prettiness I can find… *cracks knuckles* Only some of these gifs are mine, and a few photos snuck in as well because of pretty and reasons.

And special mention to every photo of Mark ever taken with an open collar and the little framed V of chestiss that peaks through. <3

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Visit Original Link

“So…in fact…you…you mean-”

“Yes?”

“I’m your…”

“My boyfriend.”

“Oh.”

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Benedict you little

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YES!!! The original post!!! REBLOGGING FASTER THAN A BAT OUTTA HELL

[clarice82art]

Mystrade Sketch ~ Of course… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey guys, I’m sorry for such a sloppy sketch, but I got a very strong cold and feel just bad at the moment QQ I wanted to draw some Mystrade but I’m afraid that this is the result for now… *cough* Nothing special but nonetheless some ship love anyway… and I thought you would like to see it too…?!

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For everyone…. who’s missing my Sherlock/Mystrade art …. QQ I’m sorry guys, I know most people just follow me for it but I’m e.g working on my commission list (so long and beside the other love which enriched my heart, soul and whole life… <3)  But all in all I’ll always love my other ships and esp these two idiots <3  Enjoy <33

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Mystrade Commission for my very very dear @thedocstardis​ for her Mystrade FF^^

Thank you sooo soo much for commission me darling!!

And for all how wants to read the fanfic you can check it out here#:::

Holmes Everlasting

(151029 words) by

theDOCStardis

Chapters: 23/?

Fandom:

Sherlock (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Relationships: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, Anthea/Original Character

Characters: Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Anthea (Sherlock), Original Male Character(s), Greg Lestrade’s Wife

Summary:

Co-Written with the lovely Kaitlin, who is actually not on this site, but who has helped me create this amazing fic. We both went over it, and had a friend look it over as well, but I can’t promise it’s perfect! Sorry if something really stands out, and don’t be afraid to send me a message to let me know! Thanks! This started on the prompt: Imagine you are dating an immortal and you discover an album of their exes and they all look like you. Imagine they have been dating past incarnations of you to try and get you to remember, so that you can finally stay with them forever.

[sherlock-hannibal]

I’m so sorry :P

[angeltiddies]

Many Happy Returns, John.

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Adorable picture of Mark, Ian and Bunsen. <3

[thoselittleboats]

Victor Trevor AU - once a pirate, always a pirate

After years of hiding, Victor Trevor (Domhnall Gleeson) finds Sherlock Holmes and asks him to solve his case. 

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Baker Street Dads

[dancingwdinosaurs]

We were watching the PLAY

DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU HAVE GIVEN UP ON MOFFTISS AND DO NOT WANT TO HAVE YOUR HOPES CRUSHED AGAIN, AS THIS MIGHT BE UTTER BULLSHIT, but:

I just re-watched tfp to overanalyse the utter shit this episode was and found something that made me a little suspicious:

This shot is one of the cameras in Eurus cell. It is one of the recorded videos that show her manipulating the prison warden, and it reads 18992201.Of couse they could be random numbers, but I thought hey, why not strip them down. The first idea was a date, 22.01.1899, but I couldn´t really find anything.

But what if we seperate them? There have been numerous rumours that we might get a fourth episode next sunday and someone even found out that yahoo has a fourth episode listed.

The date for that episode is the 22.01.

Now we´ve still got 1899 left. A little google search on Arhtur Conan Doyle was done and I found THIS:

Conan Doyle wrote a PLAY in 1899 THAT DREW MATERIAL FROM SCANDAL IN BELGRAVIA, THE FINAL PROBLEM AND A STUDY IN PINK.

Now, lets see what we got this episode:

Honor Kneafsey

the girl who not only played the girl on the plane, but also one of the sisters at the beginning in A Scandal in Belgravia. (Plus: everyone on the plane in tfp was “asleep”, just like the dead people in asib)

A Study in Pink

basically the whole ending of this episode was asip flashbacks. We´ve got shock blankets, 221b, even the flippin text Sherlock send (You know where to find me. SH) is the exact same text he send to Lestrade in the beginning of asip. Everything is back to the beginning.

There is so much more to this, but I really want to believe I´m on the right track here. They promised us a rug pull, but they had to give us a rug first. This is it.

The reason TFP was so bad was because it wasn´t the original story. It´s a PLAY. In fact, this is THE PLAY where one of Conan Doyles famous quotes regarding his characters comes from:

Doyle later recounted how he had received a cable from Gillette inquiring, “May I marry Holmes?”, to which Conan Doyle replied, “You may marry him, murder him, or do anything you like to him.

THAT IS WHAT THEY DID. They redid 1899 and made us believe we we´re watching the original story. But it´s not, and we will have to wait to the 22.01 to find out what really happened.

(sorry if this was rambly. I am neither a good writer nor is my english good enough to put all my thoughts into words. but my key message is: if you are still willing to hope, please do!)

[joanacchi]

This just seems like something Sherlock would do…

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