Hi hi, I haven't requested from my for a bit! I was hoping to put Inna request!
In this, can I have undertale sans, underfell sans, underswap papyrus, and horrortale sans?
In this, the bros are chilling at home when reader burst thru the door, panicked. They then ask the skeleton a hypothetical question, but it's very detailed... but the hypothetical question aren't so hypothetical. It's actually happening right now.
You can chose what every it is, make it funny, worrisome, you puck! I just want to know what they will do.
Stay safe irl and have a good morning/noon/night!
UT, UF, US, + Bonus skeles with weirdly specific hypotheticals
"Completely hypothetically of course, if I happened to find two of those person-sized hamster balls.... How likely would you be to go roll around the park in one with me?"
It takes him a little bit of convincing. He'll say that he's just so comfortable on the couch, that he was just about to get some shut-eye, but he will entertain you by giving his "hypothetical" answer
"dunno... i'd probably just roll with whatever plans you got for the day."
The way he looks at you through one open eye as he feigns sleep makes it all too obvious that he's waiting for some kind of reaction for his jokes
When you instead drag him off of the couch and out to the park at the end of the block, he doesn't complain nearly as much as you thought he would - instead keeping up a constant stream of horri-ball puns
At the end of the day, all he really does is take a long nap in the giant hamster-ball, even if he did narrowly save you from rolling into the pond in the center of the park a few times
"If I were to hypothetically spend an entire week setting up the perfect picnic date, dinosaur oatmeal and all of your other favorites, would you or would you not want to go with me?"
If Papyrus wasn't excited already just by seeing you before, he's downright elated to hear your question
He knows you well enough to know that it isn't really hypothetical, and he absolutely lets out the loudest and happiest squeal you've ever heard from him
While he might chide you a little bit for keeping it a secret from him, and maybe huff at his own obliviousness considering that he was there when you were getting all of the groceries for it, he's quick to run upstairs and get dressed up for the date
He is so, so, so grateful for every little thing you've set up
The blanket you've laid out on the grass is perfect, all of the food you've made and bough for the two of you are the best things he's ever had, and he's more than a little surprised to find that you brought every single one of his favorites
You're panting and out of breath from running for your life as you ask, "Hypothetically, if I just ran away from your brother trying to teach me self-defense, how long do I have before he catches up to me?"
Red stares at you for a few shocked seconds before he laughs. It's not the quiet chuckles you're used to from him, but instead a full belly laugh that has him wiping away tears from his eyes by the time he's done
He doesn't even get the chance to fully answer you before Edge barges in to drag you back to your sparring session, resulting in another fit of cackles from Red
He'll follow you to watch your training, occasionally offering snickers and silent thumbs up when you look over to him while being worked to death by his brother
When you're finally done (and utterly exhausted despite the monster candies and healing salves that you'd been given), Red will probably end up asking you why in the world you thought agreeing to this was a bad idea
"Soooo... Hypothetically, if we happened to have an entire family of ducklings living in our bathtub because they got separated from their mom, what would you do?"
He had been just about to go into the bathroom when you'd stopped him, and it was less than a second after you were done asking that his eyes lit up
Immediately, Blue rushes into the bathroom with too much excitement to see if there really are ducklings in the bathtub, and as soon as he sees that there are, he's on a mission
Researching, calling wildlife rescues, making sure that he has anything and everything he possibly can to make sure the ducklings have the best chance of survival they possibly can until an expert comes to pick them up
"DO WE HAVE ENOUGH FOOD FOR THEM? NO, NO, NOT BREAD! THAT'S BAD, WE NEED... MEAL WORMS AND CHICK FEED!"
He takes care of them so much that by the time they finally have to leave, they're following him around like he's their mom
"In the very very hypothetical case that I accidentally set the house on fire while hanging out with Alphys and Blue again, how-?"
You don't even get a chance to ask your full question before Stretch is already up on his feet to check on the damage
This isn't the first time, and it certainly won't be the last, so it really shouldn't be a surprise to find out that he'd hidden extinguishers and fire blankets in quite literally every cabinet he could think of
After the panic is over and the damage has been assessed (thankfully it's not nearly as bad as the first time you and Alphys had attempted to cook together) he'll never stop teasing you for it
"you really did it again? maybe we should just go ahead and call over the fire department before you even start cooking."
He'll act all exasperated, but that won't stop him from offering to give you baking lessons from him
"So, hypothetically, if one of my old friends gave me all of their farming stuff that they didn't need anymore, do you think either of you would be willing to help me start a garden?"
Sweets is already up on his feet and staring at you like you just told him he won the lottery. He won't waste even a minute before he rushes back to his room to grab all of the gardening books he's collected from the library, and it's a steady stream of facts and tips and every possible thing you could every think to know about it
Skull might be a little bit less involved with the actual labor of tilling the soil and adding the compost in, but he'll be more than happy to go out and get all of the seeds you and Sweets have decided to plant, so long as he has a list to look back at in case he forgets
After everything is set up and all of the seeds are planted, Sweets will be checking for sprouts almost obsessively
"IS THE PH OF THE SOIL CORRECT? DID THE WORMS WE RELEASED MIGRATE TO SOMEWHERE ELSE? WHAT IF THE BELL PEPPERS CROSS-BREED WITH THE HOT PEPPERS?"
It'll take both you and Skull to assure him that it can take longer than expected for things to start sprouting
And when things are finally growing, ending in the first harvest, you'd better bet that the pair are are going to make the best feast they can with their hard earned produce
Fried squash, zucchini bread, stuffed bell peppers, rhubarb pie, pickled okra... They'll make anything and everything they can