What the Fuck is Tumblr?

Please feed my children

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[blony98]

weird swamp monster

[fishbonesart]

little guys...

[atompalace-official]

….well, she’s got the spirit!

[garlicgoyle]

i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

[dawnf1re]

aurora ~ espeon & umbreon risograph, design by me

[neopet-a-day]

[memorycycle]

i went to strong apes that kill you island and

[brucebocchi]

go on

[tumbwr]

she hasn’t responded, im gonna go check on strong apes that kill you island. BRB!

[tumbwr]

⠀

[catgirlcumguzzler]

[sonyanimation]

When you wake up and realize it’s Monday 🆘

[kittycouch]

Hairball time

[erbydraws]

[itsaudreynotaubrey]

This will never NOT be funny

[tigersquash99]

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

[tropic-mews]

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

[chaoartwork]

Passenger: CAPTAIIIIN!!!

Captain: y-yeah?

Passenger: LOOOOOOOK!

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

[zenkovva]

my fav.

[wizardshark]

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

[kiophen]

solo jazz suicune

[enderspawn]

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

[drdaanvondutch]

an old con gag that will always be funny is someone cosplaying spy from tf2 in a group of people and they've got a different cosplay taped to their face to blend in

[trombonesolo]

man inflation's hittin hard

[thecoolertails]

[courtofthevampireking]

[winfieldblue]

WORLD WAS GONNA END IN 2012 BUT 2 YEARS LATER STILL MASTURJACKING MY MEATUMS WHO IS FUCKIN WITH ME?