A Father’s Day Origin Story
Awesome. So awesome.

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A Father’s Day Origin Story
Awesome. So awesome.
watching nick robinson sitting in a pool with his phone loosely in his god damn hand over the water is always going to be a source of untold stress for me
griffin: checks his phone away from the pool water and puts it down a good distance away from the edge like a good little lad
nick: checks his phone 2cm away from the surface of the water and puts it down literally hanging over the pool’s edge like a demon specifically trying to spite me personally
I miss this show.
the way he claps when he says HOT DAMN is what makes it.
Brooklyn Nine Nine is a gift and I’m SO MAD for not watching sooner.
BTW, season 4 premieres September 20.
the best thing about this is still the fact that the “hot damn” was improvised and thats why they cut away so fast because everyone breaks
Tiger walking through algae.
yeah but you could green screen this into any thing you want tiger walking through clouds tiger walking through lava tiger walking through space tiger walking through macaroni and cheese like the possibilities are endless thank you algae greenscreen
WHY ARE THERE NO GREEN SCREEN EXAMPLE IMAGES?!? PHOTOSHOP ARTISTS OF TUMBLR, WHERE YOU AT!
I HAD TO. (forgive my horrible photoshop skills. I hope you’re happy.)
I am VERY happy, the coffee is my favourite.
sad story
friend did a crappy torrent of norton antivirus, the program successfully detected itself as a threat and deleted itself during a scan
this is my favorite sad story I am in tears
Beauty at its finest
There’s a point where masturbation becomes less of a stimulating activity and more of a time killer.
My cardiovascular system started shutting down while drawing this
this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
Peridot doesn’t know about tides, yet.
cloak of the undending ass?
cloak of the unending ass.
peridot's reaction to aquamarine saying her one "swear word" for a warm-up?
peridots arsenal of swear words is similarly limited
Peridot doesn’t know about tides, yet.
They’re facial scar from a gem fight buddies
You know that house you pass when you get lost on a back road?
Every back road in Pennsylvania has one.
The house the forest has been lazily trying to reclaim since the day it was built, tucked neatly between somewhere and nowhere?
You know the one I mean.
It’s just a house, of course. You tell yourself that it’s just a house, anyhow. You’re a rational person, and it’s just a regular house. There’s a suburb like a mile back, for Christ’s sake. You’re not exactly stranded. Just lost. It’s late, and you need to turn around.
The porch is a heap of deer skulls and axes and water-logged indoor furniture, and you try to slow your breathing. Plenty of people hunt. Plenty of people chop firewood. Plenty of people survive turning around in someone’s driveway, so why are you being such a baby? What are you afraid of?
And surely it’s a safer place to reset your GPS than the… Well, what must have been a farm, once… up the road. With its single, emaciated horse and its howling, feral cats and its tetanus-trap of vine-choked, scrap-ravaged cars.
Surely this is safer, you think.
And you’d be right, most nights.
I mean, there’s an even chance you’ll be pulling chunks of deer out of the grille of your car if you panic and drive away too fast, but that’s not the house’s fault. That’s just Pennsylvania for ya’.
Most nights, everything is perfectly fine, and you’ll laugh it off as sleep-deprived paranoia and arrive at your destination unscathed and unchanged.
But every so often… If the sky is clear and the air is crisp, and you listen very carefully, you’ll hear me…
I’m there, you know…
Perched on the roof, just outside of your view, just fuckin’ shreddin’ on this toy accordion I got on Craigslist for ten bucks. Just, like, reallllly goin’ at it like you would not believe, whispering, “Hell yeah,” every few measures.
I’m getting pretty good, actually.
This made you guys unreasonably mad. The amount of, “Goddamnit, Patsy,” asks I got outweighs the amount of notes this even has.
when I leave you, when you miss me, read this post and there I will be
A collection of all my screencapped Favorite Donald Moments from my deep-dive into the works of Don Rosa. Cute Uncle. Sassy assistant. Nerves of steel under fire.
Honestly, what I LOVE is that Donalds personal chemistry varies in extreme but dependable ways depending on who he’s with. With Micky and Goofy, he’s THE firecracker- hair trigger temper, perfect for slapstick. With his nephews theres some of that, but he’s also the goofball authority figure. With the Three Caballeros, he’s their Goofy High Energy friend who’s delighted to be there.
(seriously, for a The South America Movies nut like me, the Three Caballeros issue is an absolute treat.)
And with Scrooge, Donald’s temper is outclassed. Scrooge has fire and hubris to spare. And as a result, around his Uncle, Donald is… surprisingly, incredibly level-headed, and spitting back sass and comebacks to spare.
One wonders where he gets it in this family… Gran'ma Duck, you s’pose?
^THIS.
when you’ve been thwarted once again in a test of mercantile wits