Is it getting a little phallic in here?

Be kind to yourself so you can be happy enough to be kind to the world.

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

i wish i could have been alive when gods would regularly come down from the heavens and fuck the brains out of mortals for no reason other than they felt like it 

[het-fekat]

Bold of you to assume that’s not still happening

[biglawbear]

Well bitch it ain’t happening to me

[ldolised]

*falls in love with someone who was nice to me in my dream*

[petalpetal]

[vinesforall]

James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

its lavender  

[finehoney]

not to be thirsty on main but i would love a little kiss on the forehead

[mishalocked24-deactivated202004]

Yeah sex is good, but have you seen Misha looking at Jensen during #spn300?

[magnificent-winged-beast]

I needed some Cockles today.

[cannibalchicken]

[wealthyslug]

um has anyone fallen in love with me yet it’s almost christmas

[prehistoricmancunt]

person: how are you

me: waiting for death but not seeking it out so i could be worse

[sadiepickles]

Who else is sick of their rude trash brain making them think terrible things all hours of the shitty trash day

[valtsv]

[inacatastrophicmind]

When Dean knows he’s going to sleep on the couch.

[taylorswift]

Happy National Cat Day to you and your highly sophisticated creatures. Boop.

[watershalation-deactivated20191]

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

[inacatastrophicmind]

[x]

[monkeymish]

Shoutout to @taylorswift for getting me through the death of my dog.

[monkeymish]

Rest In Peace my beautiful sweet boy. I could’ve spent forever with you and it wouldn’t have been long enough. I love you so much and I hope you are running around with your purple elephant in the sunshine ❤️ https://www.instagram.com/p/BntkvysH2xm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1qleq7skhnlbg