lys

he/him *projects onto all of my ocs so much they begin projecting onto me*

[kim-cat3120]

it just so happens that today, April 13th, a young man is banging out the tunes

[conker-shell]

everyone make sure you leave out the milk and cookies and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife and knife tonight 🥰

[drblogg-deactivated20250209]

your honour, tbh, ngl, idgaf

[monochromaticmessenger]

it is already november 2nd i swear it was march like three weeks ago but no nope no the third anniversary of november 5 2020 destielputinelection is in three days that’s fine i’m fine time is sooo fine

[seimeisupremacy-deactivated2024]

i love having online friends it’s so cute like no i have never met you i actually don’t even know what you sound like but yes i will think of you every time i see a certain little thing

[monochromaticmessenger]

“i beg your pardon” “with all due respect” and “if i do say so myself” all have the exact same level of audacity and i love it

[angel-derangement]

they put pussy in the water supply to keep the lesbians healthy

ⓘ Fact Check

There are currently no jurisdictions worldwide that mandate the addition of pussy to drinking water, nor have any clinical trials shown that the addition of pussy to drinking water has any significant effect on the heath of lesbians.

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[angel-derangement]

idk why but they buried the option to turn this feature off - but you can find it if you go to the FAQ.

[tforthetea]

WHY DID THEY NEED TO CLAIRIFY THAT

[phyrexian-lootbug]

Tumblr has fact checking?

[tforthetea]

apparently???

[angel-derangement]

yeah it’s new :/ they announced it on the staff blog here

[textposttropes]

Comically Missing the Point

Water Source Tampering

[monochromaticmessenger]

*comfort character kills someone* *snapping fingers in support like i’m at a poetry reading*

[monochromaticmessenger]

the politics in warrior cats radicalized me

[spider-shoes-archive]

good morning tumblr it’s overcast and cold as fuck with a chance of um. the skull

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Some of you gave up TumblrClan life to become a Twittypet.

You need to re-prove yourself.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Destielstar remembers, even from StarClan. Though Jermastar leads us now, he has his guidance.

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Oncelerstar’s ass went to the Dark Forest and nobody can hear him now 

[4x01]

just had to take a fucking second and close my eyes because i remembered that on the night of november 5th tumblr had convinced me, an outsider, that this was an actual gif of Castiel Supernatural being sent to mega fruit hell

[oobsie-daisy]

We all learnin’ today ig…

[the-sapphic-raven]

Its from the 1997 movie ‘Spawn’ if anyone was curious

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

btw this is the actual footage of castiel getting dragged to super hell

[maple-cloak]

[4x01]

two years of venom took him there

[monochromaticmessenger]

ah shit, here we go again…

happy two year anniversary guys

[thigholstercas]

it's been 2 years

[charliewrites99]

I know even in 30 years, when Tumblr is dead and gone, when I'll be wise and changed by decades of experiances and mistakes, on November 5th I will still walk outside with my cup of tea and whisper into the wind: DestielPutinElection you were a real one.

[emeraldcas]

and what started as a seemingly innocent nov 5th sent a shockwave of madness around the world that would be felt for years to come

[draculagerard]