yo…. when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders….
do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like
jet: hes a firebender!!!!
patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:
Jet: He’s a firebender!
The Patrons to the Tea Shop internally: You fucking stupid, sir? I think you might be stupid.
i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature
If you’re a fan of baccano please stop and check out this animation/animatic I’ve been working on for ages. I lowkey think both my dog and gran died between me starting and finishing this that’s how long it’s taken
Hello Baccano! fans, I just finished Vol. 5 and made this fake satirical Clickhole-style article based on the ending [Light Novel Spoilers]
Full article on AO3 (and after the "Keep reading" if you'd like to read it here)
Over half a year ago, citizens of a local village were greeted with an unpleasant surprise at breakfast when they took a sip of water and suddenly found themselves wracked with the guilt of the allegedly terrible things they'd done to the local abused children. That's already nasty enough, but get this: It's never going to leave. According to reports, that water will make them spend every day of their life remembering what they did to those children and living with the guilt, pain, and suffering.
Talk about a win for humanity!
It's not every day that you get to see perfect karmic retribution dealt so cleanly and efficiently. But this one hero went above and beyond, making use of an amazing new liquid that can instantly curse people with agonizing remorse for the rest of their living days. He just took that bad boy and plopped it into the village's local water supply, all with a great big smile on his face! Living proof that doing good deeds only makes you happier!
We tried to reach this potential Nobel Peace Prize winner, but we saw he was busy making some children smile and knew we couldn't interrupt our generation's Mother Teresa in his work. We were able to track down a strange masked friend of his, who had this to say:
"That was pretty clever of him, I admit. I still would've preferred to slaughter everyone in the village and paint the streets with their blood, but this will do, I suppose."
Um, hello? Mass murder is so last year! The hot new thing is endless psychological torment and forcing people to live with themselves. Geez, for someone who seems to care about justice, this guy is really behind the times.
We also talked to a bespectacled friend of his about the potential implications of this super awesome miracle liquid and how it could be used to guilt-trip people for other terrible misdeeds, such as murder, infidelity, and telling your friend you'll be there in five minutes but you're actually in bed and you'll be late again like you always fucking are you stupid piece of shit. He had this to say:
"Oh... Hmm, I can see how you might've made that mistake. But the water isn't exactly something that makes people feel guilty. Or at least, that's not its purpose. It's actually a little more complicated than that. Um... how did Elmer explain it again? Think of it like a video game..."
And then he said a bunch of stupid nonsense that proves he's never played a single video game in his entire life. Clearly, this nerd is wrong and we just found a revolutionary guilt-tripping juice that needs to be shared with the entire world.
We also learned he was in organized crime, so we asked him how he could use his mafia connections to get the juice on the black market, at least. But then he just rambled about how he was actually a "Camo Rasta" or whatever. Like okay dude, I like Bob Marley too, but who cares? It's obvious that this guy is a fucking dork and his friend who smiles a lot is way cooler.
Sadly, we can't give any good news on when this substance will finally hit the shelves and you can take it to a local water treatment plant then watch as the town's worst criminals and most annoying mother-in-laws grapple with their filthy, disgusting souls. But until then, we recommend volunteering in your community and finding other ways to ethically poison your local water supply.
Tags: [Amazing] [Incredible] [Wholesome] [OMG] [Everyday Heroes] [Faith In Humanity Restored] [Science For The Win!] [Ethically Poisoning the Water Supply] [Wow]
there is something so crazy and powerful about having art of your oc that was made by anyone other than yourself. like oh my god you actually exist outside of my own brain that's WILD
a friend asked me if I would ever draw op characters in persona and vice versa and after that I couldn't stop thinking about how you could just replace takemi with law and nothing would really change..
Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?
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