Simple Complexities

[artimadare]

“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

[gay-angry-transman]

omg they’re so cute I love them

[versacebitch-deactivated2013081]

ugly straight boys who think every gay guy is going to hit on them

[justinjonesblog]

this is it. everyone needs to step up their game.

[alexander]

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

[thesilverhammer]

Living.

[bravodelta9-deactivated20210218]

This is my new jam.

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

If anyone has ever waited tables or worked in food service, this makes sense

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Put this in the MOMA

[beautyhasmanyforms-deactivated2]

This is exactly what food service is like

[adulthoodisokay]

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

[disgustinganimals]

Perfect infiltration method. Find out their secrets, my good man.

[scuzzmutt-deactivated20140531]

what is the purpose of training bras??? what are we trying to teach the boobs

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

they are trained to be the very breast

[fancyrussiansushi-deactivated20]

like no one ever bras

[rnaplesyrup]

to catch them is my real chest

[wrappingpaper]

to train them are my tata’s

[ensanguinedbirdy-deactivated201]

I will browse across the store

[tanoraqui]

Trying on every size

[tortillapunx]

Need training bras to understand

[strikeraider-moved-deactivated2]

THE MAMMARIES INSIDE

[itlooksgoodfromouterspace]

*voices* BOOBEMON

[miss-ingno]

Gotta hold ‘em all

[just-shower-thoughts]

Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him it’s 12345678

[merakiam]

i sat here for like 10 minutes trying to figure this out.

[bana05]

This person is not your friend, then.

[islandofskye-blog]

[sofriggenfricken]

So that’s why I turned out like this…

[bbanditt]

it all makes sense now.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thecutestofthecute]

Here are some sassy animals for everyone’s cute animal needs

[teenage-disillusion-blog]

If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think

[pleasetakemeoutofmybody]

My love for this post is unbelievable.

[fuggmuff]

I just

[sixth-impact-deactivated2017041]

Lmfaoooo

[ohheyjorge]

@kassandruhh the ducking laugh

[sixpenceee]

By Vallee Duhamel

[barbidreamdumpster-deactivated2]

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

[bidyke]

As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.

[art-is-blind-deactivated2019010]

As an asexual, I concur as well

[vaneessaives]

“I will always be grateful for having been given the gift of Vanessa Ives.” Eva Green

[textonly]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

who is this

[lonewolfed-deactivated20160722]

Legendary Wolf.

[infochores]

i dont think teen wolf has actually ever topped this moment.