Monosaccharide Daddy

idk either don't ask questions

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Ducks have no morals and are absolute heathens

but they are Free in a way we will never experience 

[monosaccharide-daddy]

my people

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[monosaccharide-daddy]

Mamma Mia, let’s all stay inside, my my, please don’t catch corona.

[nssindelkdld-deactivated2020051]

[monosaccharide-daddy]

My exact reaction.

[monosaccharide-daddy]

My lesbian children

The way Hetty talks about Reese’s silvery blonde braid tho...

[booksneedcaffeinetoo]

‪fyi WILDER GIRLS is a july release and the PERFECT book to read aloud to your friends at night in middle of the woods while roasting marshmallows around the campfire. ‬

[teethfaerie]

everyone please go read wilder girls by rory power it is my lifeline in these trying times

[monosaccharide-daddy]

much lesbian so good

[molegirl]

me: rip byatt

byatt: i’m a bad bitch u can’t kill me

[nicoledealart]

Art inspired by Rory Powers upcoming novel: Wilder Girls.

Keep reading

[monosaccharide-daddy]

Reese is my baby girl. <3

[dead-cherry-bitch]

Is it just me or are Hetty and Reese the worst case of clueless-lesbian-syndrome ever?

What Reese means: I wanna date you

What Reese says: I don’t want to be your friend

What Hetty thinks: Wow she hates me

[hogwartsderp-deactivated2021090]

Hufflepuff: No offense Sly, but you have really dark bags under your eyes. Have you been getting sleep?

Slytherin: Oh, don’t worry, it’s just some leftover stage makeup.

Slytherin: Also, I haven’t slept in four days.

[monosaccharide-daddy]

Maybe I’m a Slytherins… IDENTITY CRISIS

[monosaccharide-daddy]

about 2 years later now... and yes it is confirmed that I am a slytherin just sayin

[fernandabarrera]

Why are you wearing a costume? Oh. These are just my clothes.

Unicorn Store (2019) dir. Brie Larson.

[spatziline]

When the reveal goes wrong

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[monosaccharide-daddy]

This better not happen!!!

[skeletonducc]

Today my school just came back from Spring Break and during 1st period announcements the lady was saying how she wants us to “hit the ground running towards the end of the year” And the kid in front of me goes “I want to hit the ground and die” and if that ain’t a good mood idk what it

[filmbabyy]

La La Land (2016) dir. Damien Chazelle.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Oblivio!Adrien would Punch current Adrien for calling Marinette ‘Just a friend’

[hilariouslife]

[funny-mlb-screenshots]

Adrien Agreste wears crop tops you can’t change my mind

[demigodseameg16]

Marinette makes them for him

[funny-mlb-screenshots]

she absolutely does shes so supportive

[funny-mlb-screenshots]

i tried drawing adrien in a crop top but then i realized i cant draw humans

[blackblack-lace-umbrella]

@funny-mlb-screenshots

I tried drawing it for you, though my art skills are limited to pen and paper. I don’t know how people wear crop tops so I just made it a swimsuit thing.

[milgrxm]

i love it!!! he’d definitely wear a cat crop top hes such a cool dude

[funny-mlb-screenshots]

I REBLGOGED IT TO THE WRONG ACCOUNT SDFGHJKHDRSF

[monosaccharide-daddy]

Adrien would start a trend and soon everyone would be wearing crop tops.😂