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Lesson #22 spit
Full idea credit goes to @the-asexual-winter
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Lesson #21 sleep walking!
(In the book it’s mentioned that Rocky has five hearts btw!)
FYI there will be fewer post for a while, terribly sorry 💔💔
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Lesson #20 how far can humans see? pt. 2
*2.5 MILLION!!!!! light years away I forgot a lot of zeros sorry people
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Lesson #18 Adrenaline
That came to me after watching a TikTok of some guy just jumping down a slope and being like “yeah checks out” after seeing it was sponsored by red bull.
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Lesson #17 Apnea
Might do more on the whole holding your breath thing cause I think Rocky would find that weird asf
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Lesson #14 Flexibility
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Lessson #12 Bless you!
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Lesson #24 Melanin
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Tanning beds are basically Erdian death machines if you think about it
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so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
The Hat Man is our greatest export
shoot his ass
Meanwhile, via Bluesky...
And here is the resulting image. There is at least Someone in the U.K. government who is actually doing their job, and it is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet, Larry the Cat.
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He’s 19, which is a good age for a working cat!
a scene must be included PRIOR to sex where the characters READ their birth certificates OUT LOUD so the reader will know they were born on the SAME DATE to avoid any disgusting AGE GAPS
tragedy.
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