old and tired and pissed

uncself (30+) 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him Southern US

[ministarfruit]

aerti and junithena outfit swap because I thought it would be fun!

[metanarrates]

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

[kosmogrl]

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[00110710x0]

how to remain gentle when your softness gets stepped on over & over again

[veggiemedleys]

see my problem is if i “listen to my body” it literally only wants to lie down and take naps, all the time

[sandmandaddy69]

[harzilla]

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

[atyourperil]

is anyone here ready for fat transgender summer can we give it up for fat transgender summer

[pixeljade]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[monsterharte]

Religious upbringing gave me the stupidest fucking coping mechanisms wdym I have to fold laundry to regulate my nervous system???

[theconcealedweapon]

[sphinxofgrease]

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

[futzingbarton]

what

[sphinxofgrease]

fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

[futzingbarton]

oh my god

[genderhasnobearingonability-blog]

well wooden shoe look at that

[nerdismyhobby]

I’M FUCKING CRYING AT THAT PUN BE MY FRIEND PLEASE 

[runningskaven]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[shadowen]

This is an anti-despair checkpoint! You must share something you're looking forward to before scrolling on.

[blu3b3rryj4mp1r3]

beanie baby dragon is crossing your dash