This is no time for one of your proverbs.

[the-dream-of-the-nineties-deact]

hey everyone who reblogs this will get a fictionalized telling of how they’ll meet their soul mate

(i need to practice my writing skills)

[the-dream-of-the-nineties-deact]

(note of caution: i wrote ‘PRACTICE my writing skills’ like you’re probably not going to end up with some rainbow rowell material okay? oaky great)

[the-dream-of-the-nineties-deact]

guys i cant do this if your ask box isnt open. this is like working in customer service.

[zinf-deactivated20190430]

basically if I’m laying down I better be under a blanket because if I am not she will make her own fucking blanket

[nightwolf1981]

ハッピーホームデザイナーの要素を本編にも入れてほしいわ

[animalcrossingv]

THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY.

[animalcrossover]

throws wallet at screen

[awesome-pugs]

[kengriffey-jr-deactivated202102]

Day 42: I have infiltrated their ranks and gained their trust

[keikleaf]

I swear I have a social life.

[radissonclaire]

[literarystarbucks]

Sansa Stark

Sansa Stark goes up to the counter and orders an iced peppermint mocha. Everyone in the Starbucks waits impatiently for her to move out of the way so customers may order more interesting drinks.

[writerswritecompany]

15 Words You Never Knew Came From Literature

Created by Lovereading UK

[sluttydrunk]

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

[theparanoidandroid]

Support your local gay beekeeper

[tastefullyoffensive]

[penis-hilton]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I LOVE THIS

[cypherspike]

IM SO IN LOOOVE PLEASE MAKE THESE COMMERCIALLY AVAILABLE

[culturenlifestyle]

Quirky Illustrations of Untranslatable Words

[wordsnquotes]

culturenlifestyle:

London based illustrator and game artist, Marija Tiurina composed a series of stunning illustrations based on 14 charming and funny untranslatable words ranging from the German to the Japanese language. By depicting different scenarios literally and figuratively, which fit the words’ definition, Tiurina’s portrayal is dreamy and imaginative. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Way to go, Ron. 

[video]

[chelseigh-deactivated20200605]

Tom Waits // Hell Broke Luce (x)

[nevver]

Edward Gorey

[buzzfeed]

Parenting: doin’ it right.

[momothegamer]

THATS NOT A MARVEL FILM HOLY FUCK

[bastillearda2018]

HOLY FUCK it is? Who do you think came up with the initial story? Why did Stan Lee have a cameo? Why does Disney own Marvel? Why are there Marvel comics dating back to 1998 about Baymax and Hiro and the rest of Big Hero m6??? Chill bro, do some googling. Its good for you.

[micdotcom]

Watch: The trailer for ABC’s new ‘Muppets’ series looks hilarious