Whatevs

I'm Shannon from the UK boiiii, I like pizzaa and butts and pretty much complaining about everything.

[sonypraystation]

she’s not into you shes just social

[lilpicassa-deactivated20180724]

wish people were as addicted to healthy/motivational relationships as much as toxic ones

[wordsnquotes]

If you are depressed, you are living in the past. If you are anxious, you are living in the future. If you are at peace, you are living in the present.

Lao Tzu (via wordsnquotes)

[onlytwitterpics]

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I’ve laughed myself to tears reading this

[stonerparty]

[oddcrush]

my kink: when people miss me back

[beerbongs-and-bentleys]

Loyalty & orgasms

[mhysa-daenerystargaryen]

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

[smoothsister-deactivated2016032]

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

[thegreatbigfourmain]

I DONT GET IT

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Carbs? Love her

[sp4cec4det-deactivated20250524]

[saddest-cat-hours]

[merrychrithmas]

[renxiaoyao]

enough

[theworldscrazy]

Too many young people being pressured to have their life together instead of just enjoying it.

[phasered]

she straight up asked him if he’s the baby

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

hey just wondering, @ men, like all of you, no hard feelings or anything! i’m just wondering, um, you know, just curious, just wondering, uh, are you, um, are you fucking kidding me?

[paperfury-deactivated20260224]

excuse me while i marry my bookshelf

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

pet owner: *hears noise*

pet owner: