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enderwalk ranboo has me like "ooookay mr. boo-ky barnes, how are we feeling today? are we going with 'the first minevenger', 'the ender soldier', or 'smile war' this time around? someone already said the magic words or are the lights all on upstairs? don't hurt the kid, mr. boo-ky barnes. don't blow things up, mr. boo-ky barnes. don't break an extremely dangerous genocidal maniac out of a high security prison, mr. boo-ky barnes."
when will we as a society pretend that american politics is all just one big tv show, parties are just competitive factions, and presidential campaigns are just ship wars?? like, you're telling me trump/pence isn't a ship name? and trumpets (or trumpents) aren't trump/pence shippers? and what about the obama/biden bromance??? is this just socially acceptable fandom terminology? should i just call myself a supporter of the dream/notfound presidential campaign? or a member of the dreamsmp party, the rival of the hermitcraft party? my favorite house representative is ranboo??
never let a teenager shop for a therapist.
my top two choices are a punk-looking fellow who specializes in trans/gender nonconforming shit and claims to be kink and poly friendly, or a nonbeanie looking twenty-something with curly hair who seems like the kind of person who has more degrees than trumpkin has sexual assault allegations.
never let a teenager shop for a therapist.
i have never seen a totally top ginger. they're either switches or bottoms. even if they act like a top, they just want, deep down, to be pegged.
i dare you to disagree.
15 struggles of a teen internet dad
i am a father of six. i'm 16. three sons, two gender-nonconforming badasses, and a daughter. they range from 12 to 15. between my eldest child status and parentification habits and their parental issues, we make an odd family unit. here's some of the shit that internet parents have to go through since internet kids feel more comfortable.
giving one of my sons the sex talk, but a very, very, abnormal one. he saw his internet mother and i talking about straps in the parent chat. he was curious. jackbox, of course, caused him to darken his google history.
almost leaving class during the day to make sure my kids make it through mental breakdowns at school or at home. i have threatened to take them to a wide variety of fast food restaurants during those times, despite not being able to make it there for certain amounts of time (because distance).
speedrun russian uno flip with my daughter, who loves the soviet aesthetic, and my eldest genderfluid kiddo, who kins technoblade. the game was 2 minutes long. i'm not sure who won.
dealing with actually having two straight children. like, seriously, two of six are straight. thought i would've raised them better than that.
family jackbox nights. leg sock. tigboo. coom.
being a therapist with no professional experience but almost 4 years of internet trauma dump receiving experience.
watching three of my youngest kill each other in minecraft prison while unable to join. i can have a lot of things, but minecraft java ain't one at the moment.
neurodivergency late nights. the trio of anxiety, adhd, and autism makes things a little strange.
buying my kids physical things they cannot posses, except for my three eldest. george the depression plush dog.
yelling at uneducated kids using inappropriate slurs or insults directed at my children.
waking up to 100+ messages that sound an awful lot like a broken microwave when read aloud
encouraging kids to get enough sleep so i don't have to sleep 20 hours a day for our sleep schedules to balance out
"GO EAT" "GO GET FOOD FIRST" "NO YOU"
dad, are you proud of me?
yes, kiddo. i always have been and i always will be.
me: yanno, i'm lucky i didn't inherit my dad's love of guns, conservativism, or stupidity. i just inherited his terrible sense of humor and white boy privilege.
me:
my internet children:
me:
me: actually just white privilege. i had to get that 'boy' part myself.
i am definitely gen z but with a beard, a binder, and sunglasses i could absolutely be the weird gen x dad of four to six lowkey weird kids - all lgbtq in some shade or another - that never quite left the 80s-90s hawaiian shirt phase, knows how to navigate the internet just as well as he works with a vcr but if you ask him about any meme past 2017 he won't know shit, he can bop along to one direction and nirvana in the same exact way, and won't stop smiling until some other jerk his age says something ignorant, at which point he will go from teddy bear to rabid grizzly faster than lil nas x can piss of homophobes.
anyways i bought my adopted internet kids a stuffed dog, and he is now named george, he's the fluffiest thing on the planet. two of my triplets (no relation, not even the same birthday, just close enough in age to be that way) just heard about the passing of adam perkins while playing bedwars, my russian daughter is probably planning to overthrow the government, i haven't asked, and my other triplet is god knows where, but i hope comes home soon or else imma have to set his siblings on his ass.
i have dropped so many clues that at this point i'm a little disappointed. i have tried so hard to be so fucking obvious that any 90-year old midwestern woman with failing eyesight could see it.
i am button ups and hawaiian shirts (cuffed sleeves) tucked into high waisted pants (also cuffed), combat boots, and smudged eyeliner. how the fuck do kids in my area still think i'm straight?
i get it, hawai'i pacific university, you're clingy, but you have to stop blowing up my emails like wilbur soot did with his ex-girlfriend ✋🙄
the only good part of spending more time on the toilet then at the dinner table on christmas is the private time i get to read gay fanfiction about a blond with trust issues and a soft brunet with a heart of gold.
the fox and the hound is a transmasculine classic.
like, we have religious trauma/daddy issues and hating your body/mommy issues and they're just dude friends that defend each other. we have tries-so-hard-to-pass-as-a-cishet and appears-mostly-androgynous-by-accident. both rebel against what they were raised as. both grow out of their comfort zones.
think about it.
honestly, the fact that i moved from my chemical romance to supernatural to corpse with such ease is terrifying. i went from trying to live in 2006 to trying to live in 2013 to actually living in 2020. all my obsessions from the last eleven months have an even seven year gap.
i guess i'll be living in the future of fandom in 2027, see y'all in seven years.
[ SUPERNATURAL RANT THAT IS TOTALLY CLUTTERED AND UNORGANIZED ]
i just realized this, but dabb, as crappy as his ending was, really pulled off something genius. i saw some post about how all characterization was thrown out the window and how sam and dean died the same way they would have if the show had never happened.
i hated that for a while - in fact, i still hate it - but i just realized why dabb did that. the boys, from 1x1 to 15x19 were stuck in chuck's story, and by defeating him, it was like chuck's story - the story of supernatural - never existed. outside of chuck's story, they died the same way they would have. without chuck's story, there was only one ending for each winchester. without chuck, there wouldn't have been cas, jack, gabriel, and our entire cast of characters that helped the winchesters evolve from their own sam and dean to our sam and dean.
dabb, while giving us the worst finale in the history of tv and making the biggest mistake in the history of writing, did do something a little smart and sneaky. however, this also means that the writers, who were personified by chuck, are saying that without them, supernatural would have never happened, and that we should be grateful they gave us breadcrumbs when we asked for bread. dabb is saying that it was the writers that carried supernatural, not the fans or the cast. that is why he gave everyone a crappy ending. he's too far up his own ass to admit that he wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for the real supernatural family.
so, stupid symbolism is why we got that crappy ending. anyways, i'll meet you all at the cw headquarters with misha collins, samantha ferris, and south america when we start rioting. until then, be gay and do crime (safely).
friendly reminder to supernatural fans:
the castiel, dean winchester, and sam winchester projects are in progress. these are fan-started charity fundraisers made in honor of our boys
the castiel project "you deserve a happy ending" (the trevor project - lgbtq youth suicide prevention charity): https://give.thetrevorproject.org/fundraiser/3037563
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dean winchester is love fundraiser (national alliance on mental illness - mental illness awareness charity): https://donate.nami.org/fundraiser/3040106
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sam winchester fundraiser (together we rise - emergency college scholarship charity): https://www.togetherwerise.org/fundraise/samwinchester
On November 19th, Supernatural finally came to an end. To honor the characters that have helped so many people navigate through their lives,
the sam winchester project is barely over its fundraising goal as opposed to the castiel project and dean winchester is love fundraiser, so if you haven't donated at all yet, or are considering donating large amounts, please donate under the sam winchester project!
if you cannot donate, share these charities around. let this - not the finale, or our hot mess of a fandom - be supernatural's legacy.
i just realized that we, as a fanbase, can just remake the ending. we essentially have a full production crew, since our fandom has a wide variety of talented hobbyists.
fanfiction writers = writers
fanartists = storyboarders/concept artists
cosplayers/lookalikes/impressionists = cast
theorists/tumblr conspiracists = researchers
veteran fans = crew
baby fans = production assistants
photographers = camera dept.
cosplayers = wardrobe dept.
cosplayers/make-up artists = make-up dept.
fans = publicity dept.
all we need is a time to get together online, hash out details and roles, work on starting a covid-19 regulation compliant production, film, edit, and release a non-profit, fan-produced finale. any other jobs or roles can be filled or learned, since we don't have to do this right away. we just have to fix it, for j2m's and the fandom's sake/sanity.
okay so for the folks that asked, i made a group for this.
This is a Group Chat on Tumblr that chats about: #supernatural, #Destiel, #it's a thing now I guess, #spn 15x20, #supernatural finale fan re
hot take from tiktok: we include dean and cas dancing, like that one blooper.
no, you cannot change my mind.
i just realized that we, as a fanbase, can just remake the ending. we essentially have a full production crew, since our fandom has a wide variety of talented hobbyists.
fanfiction writers = writers
fanartists = storyboarders/concept artists
cosplayers/lookalikes/impressionists = cast
theorists/tumblr conspiracists = researchers
veteran fans = crew
baby fans = production assistants
photographers = camera dept.
cosplayers = wardrobe dept.
cosplayers/make-up artists = make-up dept.
fans = publicity dept.
all we need is a time to get together online, hash out details and roles, work on starting a covid-19 regulation compliant production, film, edit, and release a non-profit, fan-produced finale. any other jobs or roles can be filled or learned, since we don't have to do this right away. we just have to fix it, for j2m's and the fandom's sake/sanity.
okay so for the folks that asked, i made a group for this.
This is a Group Chat on Tumblr that chats about: #supernatural, #Destiel, #it's a thing now I guess, #spn 15x20, #supernatural finale fan re
i just realized that we, as a fanbase, can just remake the ending. we essentially have a full production crew, since our fandom has a wide variety of talented hobbyists.
fanfiction writers = writers
fanartists = storyboarders/concept artists
cosplayers/lookalikes/impressionists = cast
theorists/tumblr conspiracists = researchers
veteran fans = crew
baby fans = production assistants
photographers = camera dept.
cosplayers = wardrobe dept.
cosplayers/make-up artists = make-up dept.
fans = publicity dept.
all we need is a time to get together online, hash out details and roles, work on starting a covid-19 regulation compliant production, film, edit, and release a non-profit, fan-produced finale. any other jobs or roles can be filled or learned, since we don't have to do this right away. we just have to fix it, for j2m's and the fandom's sake/sanity.