#marvel puns

[cold-red-venom]

I also made this post months ago but I've decided to try again since nobody saw it

What kind of seasoning do Asgardians use....

Allspice

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Concept: To play up the theme of Clint Barton being this tired, grumpy dad looking over his chaotic, overly-excited daughter figure Kate Bishop, each episode title of “Hawkeye” is a dad joke/bow-and-arrow pun.

Suggestions:

1) Ronin Work Alone-in

2) It’s Worth a Shot

3) Socializing Make Me Quiver

4) A Hawkeye Never Hawk-Lies

5) Tied With a Bow 

6) An Arrow-neous Assumption

7) A Merry Clint-Mas Eve 

8) The Bar Has a Ton of Villains

9) Hawkeye Never Misses, But He Does Have a Missus

10) Bar-Done -> Clint’s retirement episode 

11) Why Don’t Widown’t Do This Right Now? -> for the Yelena episode

12) Bishop Takes King -> real talk, this could work if Wilson Fisk really is the main villain of Hawkeye

[padfoot-n-moony]

Shuri: I MADE A NEW UPDATE FOR YOUR SUIT, T'CHALLA!

T'Challa: Shuri, it's three am.

Shuri: Ooooo-kaaaaay....? Do you want the suit or not?

[monsterrbearr]

enderwalk ranboo has me like "ooookay mr. boo-ky barnes, how are we feeling today? are we going with 'the first minevenger', 'the ender soldier', or 'smile war' this time around? someone already said the magic words or are the lights all on upstairs? don't hurt the kid, mr. boo-ky barnes. don't blow things up, mr. boo-ky barnes. don't break an extremely dangerous genocidal maniac out of a high security prison, mr. boo-ky barnes."

[wallcrawlparker]

peter: hey mister stark

tony: what?

peter: what does thor do when he's mad?

tony: peter no

peter: he storms out

tony: stop

peter: *storm sounds*

[ackermanerwin]

Fantastic Sarcastic Four

[daisy-bugs]

Marvel Puns for Healing

Hi we are depressed because Stan Lee is partying it up in Valhalla with Odin, so have some puns to try and help the healing! What do you call the fuel for the Ant-Man suit? Bug juice. What did Hank say when the Wasp suit's wings were crooked? Those aren't pymmetrical. What do you call Gamora at the end of IW? Dead outta luck. What do you call an idea you make with the mind stone? A Vision. What color did people see when Wanda dusted? Scarlet. Why does Peter know memes so well? He swings onto the web from time to time. What would you call it if Steve and Bucky opened a bookstore with a coffee shop inside? Barnes and Noble with a Starbucks. @loveyatothemoonandback You know I had to do it.

[swiftlythebest]

So I may not get any responses to this, but I need a trivia team name for a Marvel trivia night. Any suggestions?