Accidental Terato

Cara, she/hers, 25, bi. Horror, but make it sexy. Also shitposting. 18+++ Art Twitter: https://twitter.com/MonsteryThot

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

i for real need to stop engaging with people on twitter because it’s a pointless waste of energy and it’s actively making me a worse person

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

us going to penis instead of getting into twitter fights

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

They're adding Tom and Jerry to dead by daylight

[bloody-oath]

✿ What Is Your Cute Slasher Dating Fate? Part IV. ♡

Take a screenshot to find out! & Share your result(s)! ❦

⚬ 33 scenarios ⇆ 33 lovers.

Good luck. Have fun. Sweet vibes.

[monsterythot]

Sounds like something Hannibal would enjoy.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

Big Tasty

[gltzgghln]

@wires-walter-the-automaton W HY DO I IMAGINE ACE MAKIGN THIS WHILE DRUNk

[classic-rock-n-rolls-kid-deacti]

Because this is definitely something he would do! He would probably make it for Peter. Also, is that cheese?

[gltzgghln]

i first thought it was butter fsr lmao ace would be on his knees begging peter to eat it, crying and all but peter keeps denying then gene comes in to save peter’s life by agreeing to eat it for him (because there’s no doubt in mind he wouldn’t) and luckily ace couldn’t hear them discussing the plan over his own sobbing ace then looks up and notices it gone, peter then shyly exclaiming “yeah it… actually was really good, i’m sorry ace” and ace is sO HAPPY he gets up to hug peter and peter hugs back, feeling bad for lying to his sweet spaceman but it was kind of worth it at least gene got his midnight snack bc it’s literally 2 in the morning

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

hey what the fuck are you talking about

[meltedbartsimpson]

oh my god they’re talking about the band Kiss

[cremia-deactivated20210626]

shut the fuck up

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

THEYRE TALKING ABOUT FUCKING KISS?

[monsterythot]

OMFG I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT ACE VISCONTI FROM DBD UNTIL I READ THE REST YALL NEED TO BE STOPPED

[pinkslashersimp]

peepaw myers getting cramp 5 minutes into running after me bc he’s so old and senile

[unforsee-deactivated20220321]

normalest siblings on planet earth

[egglands-worst]

i am normal about characters

[egglands-worst]

#said while gripping sink staring into mirror

[talesfromthecrypts]

My favorite scene in Hellraiser is when Kirsty goes up to the attic and Frank comes out with no skin and literally goes “Hey Kirsty - stop screaming its just me - hey Kirsty I’ve been the living dead in the attic”

[vespattilia]

[to-be-called]

me hunting slashers down with a tranquillizer gun just to tie them up, measure n weigh, and release back into the wild where they belong

[mommyroadkill]

pov: Axel uses his mask tube thing to steal Michael’s gas station slushy

[zackisontumblr]

Income Tax Season PSA

Fuck Turbo Tax. Fuck it so fucking hard. Do not use that charlatan garbage. You will pay so much more. Look on Reddit for alternatives. Ask a friend. Do not give them your money. You can file your federal for free and some states are better than others with their filing systems. Not only has last year’s egregious price doubled, a simple W2 file + the form for student loan interest payments (2 documents, very easy level of taxes) qualifies you for the ultra mega deluxe edition $$$ SCAM SCAM SCAM SCAM. Fuck y’all. And to whatever executive thought it was cute to target college students like that, there’s a special place reserved for you, fucker.

[zackisontumblr]

In case you were wondering their CEO makes around $17,500,000 and they laid off 715 people in June 2020. 

https://wallmine.com/people/13274/sasan-k-goodarzi

https://fortune.com/2020/12/22/intuit-credit-karma-acquisition-ceo-sasan-goodarzi-ai-reskilling/

[bobcatmoran]

Intuit, the company that owns TurboTax, has lobbied for years against making filing your taxes free and simple, like most wealthy countries do [source].

If you want to be able to file your taxes electronically for free and you make under $73,000 (for filing your 2021 taxes, aka the ones due on April 17, 2022), you can use one of the IRS Free File options available here: https://www.irs.gov/filing/free-file-do-your-federal-taxes-for-free. If you use the “IRS Free File Lookup Tool,” you can even select a service that will file your state/local taxes for free as well. These Free File options will do the math for you — all you have to do is plug in the numbers from your W-2, etc.

Note that TurboTax is not one of the options, since, although they were the ones to lobby for this hidden free file option in the first place in lieu of doing across-the-board free file, they’ve dropped out of that program.

[waywardvictorianconfessions]

my friend made this meme, I hope you’ll like it

[julykings]

thinking about the inherent sensuality of vampirism… temptation vs restraint and remorse.. battling with the need for others to sustain you.. also. hot guys covered in blood…

[auckie]

[moth-in-the-broth]

“noooo you cant like [x] character! he’s a dangerous and fucked up killer!!”

if they stopped making them so goddamn sexy and relatable maybe you’d have a leg to stand with that argument

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

HOLY SHIT

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

THEY'RE SELLING PUSSY AT STARBUCKS!!!!!!!!!

[thehauntedmansion2003]