Rascunhos de uma mente em expansão @monstrosdireccionais - Tumblr Blog

Permanent Vacation (1980)

as if painted by Seurat.

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”

estrellami-1

@theshitpostcalligrapher I am BEGGING

theshitpostcalligrapher

ya i gotchu i see u

(as usual dm me if you wanna snipe these cards from the shop. just out of frame is an absolutely DEMOLISHED box of mary brown’s and i need the cash to upkeep my fried chicken habit)

thepoisonroom

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv

0gl1tch0

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.