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Zodiac by FDASuarez
not to be dramatic but i would die for this cat
UNMUTE THIS, I BEG YOU
[Transcript:]
Cat: Arr-rar! (weird chirp noise)
Cat: [weird mechanical-sounding hiss]
Cat, while licking finger, in a very gravelly voice: Ah mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem-mlem-a-mlem-a-mlem… mrowr rowrrr…
Person holding camera: I love you.
Cat: [hisses]
I would have aced biology if the teachers all taught the course like the narrator
It’s like a rainbow…of ugly.
Crying
*Calmly* “Here, the angler fish compares its camouflaging skills to that of a flounder, also a master–”
*Not so calmly* “HOLY CRAP, did you– what the FU–?!?!”
Here is a full playlist of all 25 “True Facts about x” videos Ze Frank has ever made. They’re all just as fantastic as this one. You’re welcome.
He’s the same guy who made that Thanksgiving Etiquette video, too
He’s the voice of god
“to the female anglerfish, the human male is nothing but a loud, annoying pair of gonads”
GOLD
same way we are to human females tbh
On a job application: “What is your preferred name and gender, we value diversity, so be honest.” Me:
I don’t know what this means. I’ve never filled out a form that said that.
they’re asking you to disclose if you’re transgender. legally, they can’t ask or consider someone’s gender in hiring someone, so they get around it by giving you the option of telling them yourself. if you “volunteer” the information, that’s legal.
its like when they try to figure out if you’re poor by asking if you have “reliable transportation,” hoping that ppl will explain that they dont have a car without actually being asked. things like that.
its a scummy thing to do, especially in this case where theyre presenting it like a “diversity” thing.
^^^^ Never answer those questions honestly if you actually want the job.
My managers have personally told people that anyone who puts anything like that outside of just “male or female” gets their application tossed immediately. Btw if an interviewer asks if you have reliable transportation, don’t say anything but “yes I do” that’s it!!!!! Don’t say another word don’t say you take the bus or walk or bike or get rides or uber don’t say anything!!!!! Just say yes and that is it they cannot require any sort of proof of transportation.
Shit. I didn’t know that about transportation but I'mma start doing it now.
I just took a class where one of the things we had to go over was interviewing to hire.
The entire process was super gross and made me feel scummy and unethical. SO!
Here is an article (that we used in class) that covers 30 Interview Questions Potential Employers are Not Allowed To Ask You (and what they might ask you instead).
Be on the look out for any of these questions.
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
just fucking read it
http://readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Flintstones
There are a lot of interesting things about this post but the AK-47 shaped spear is what really got me
This is just as wild with the context
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Not related to what I normal post bit just. Wow!
@muagdj reminds me of that shoot you just did with Izzy.
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist it’s will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT
My 2020 Goals And How I’m Going To Achieve Them:
GOAL: Drink 50oz of Water a Day
HOW: always carry a water bottle with me, drink at least 30oz by 5pm
GOAL: Eat Healthier
HOW: Cook 5 lunches/week and 5 dinners/week, have fruit for dessert during week, 50% plate is veggie
GOAL: Workout More
HOW: Get Classpass so I can Rumble 2x/mo and Hot Yoga 1x/mo, follow Anna Victoria’s Tone program doubled-up 2x/week
GOAL: Decrease Screen Time, Read More
HOW: Charge phone by couch at night
What are your goals and how are you going to achieve them??
Godfrey 😂
i think i wanna fuck you like this
Godfrey CrazyAF!
Thing is though, this starts off about coon ass dudes but it’s really about shaming black women for being with white men… but let’s be 💯 let’s start that list of our notables by binary options and who wants to bet good money the brothas chasin that white pussyfoot out number the sistas…
Just based on black American basketball and British football players alone it’s a broken
gays and neurodivergent ppl are obsessed with cryptids, the fae, liminal spaces, etc because we often exist on the fringe of society and lack well-defined social identities, feeling such acute isolation from the “normal” world that we align ourselves more with things that are literally not of this world. in this essay i will
BASICS
What is their name? Is there any meaning in their name? Their age? What are the quick simple things that make your character? What is there role in your story?
PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES
What is their body type and their height? What is their skin color? What is their hair, eyes and face shape? Are they considered attractive? Is there any birth marks or scars or distinguishing features? What do they think of their physical attributes?
SPEECH AND VOICE
What speed do they talk? Do they ramble or are they careful with their words? How does their speech reflect their personality? What is the repetition in their internal monologue?
ORIGINS
What is their emotional and physical origins? What was their childhood like and how does that manifest in their current life? What does their origins mean to them? What is the relationship with their family or guardians? How does their origins effect the story now? What haunts them? What makes them believe or reject the lie?
PERSONALITY
What is their positive character traits? Flaws? How does those positive traits and flaws manifest in the story? How is their personality linked to their origins and ghost?
CHARACTER ARC
Are they going to experience a positive character arc? What is the lie? What is their truth? How will they learn that truth? Are they going to experience a negative character arc? What is the lie? What is the truth? How are they going to reject the truth for the lie? Are they going to experience a flat character arc? What is the lie they are fighting? What is the truth? Why do they believe that truth? How will other people learn the truth via your character?
A PASSAGE
Write a paragraph that perfectly encapsulates their character
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Y'all should Google the article, it’s actually pretty neat. Basically, the Aldabra Atoll was once inhabited by the Aldabra Rail, a flightless species of bird that had diverged from the flying White-Throated Rail when a section of the population landed there and found they had no natural predators. However, the Atoll occasionally gets completely submerged, and all of the flightless Aldabra rails were wiped out. But then, after the Atoll re-emerged, a bunch of the EXACT SAME species of flying White Throated Rail decided to settle there again, and immediately proceeded to evolve into flightless birds AGAIN.
When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness
LMFAOOOO
That death stare gave me chills
How to Get a Bigger Butt with Squats 💪💪💪
Oh snap, it’s a redrawn oldie
THE WRITING IN THIS SHOW!!!!!