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[omgcheckplease]

The drinks at the Falcs Family BBQ were very strong and there are so many people who need to know about Eric Richard Bittle.

[omgcheckplease]

“How’d you ask your boyfriend out?”

Jack: well everybody texts nowadays. so

[fffuckthelaxbros]

Jack Zimmermann’s…

Tits

Ass

secret third option (Autism)

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[baselessomgcpheadcanons]

Coach: how’s Jack

Bitty: Good

Coach: Good

Fin.

Bob: when’s the wedding. Your mother wants grandchildren.

Jack: he has to graduate

Bob: I texted him a picture of my ass to see if I still got it

Jack:

Bob: he said I don’t :(

Conversation continues for 2 hours

[beansprean]

From this post by @omgpoindexter

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1. Dex and Nursey sitting at a table together, Dex idly typing on a laptop and Nursey digging his hand in a bag of veggie chips. He grins over at Dex and asks, “Would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?” Without looking up, brown creased in irritation, Dex replies “I would kick you in the face for free.”

2. Nursey pulls out a single chip and stares at Dex, eyes gone all big and shiny, cheeks flushed, and sparkles surrounding his head. He shakily asks, “I’m your best friend?” Dex jerks his head up to gaze into the middle distance, mouth pursed and cheeks flushed. /end ID

[zimmerdouche]

there’s a stunning lack of omg check please content where dex is high out of his mind. you KNOW he’s the least functional high on that team. he drools. he laughs at the way the wind sounds. he’s awful. i need 10k words stat

[somethingnurseywoulddo]

sometimes to have peace of mind you need to think about jack laurent zimmermanns tits in hazeapalooza

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Jack’s name in Holster’s phone is something like “🙄 🙄 🙄” and Holster’s name in Jack’s phone is just “Adam Birkholtz (hockey)”

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

yeah, no, for sure

[derogatoryemployed]

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT THESE FUCKERS GOT FRONT ROW GLASS SEATS?????????

[garden-of-succulents]

Holster: Jesus, Bitty, who’d you have to blow for seats like this? Bitty: … Ransom: … Shitty: … Holster: Sorry, I just forget sometimes. Um. Tell Jack thank you?

[fryguy]

why am i crying in the club rn

[ibakesouffles]

stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis

there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy

[omgcheckplease]

has Jack picked his best man yet?

lardo: "aaaahhhhh" good argument. you can tell he's a lawyer. tater: zimboni choose now! we are men. tell us. jack: listen i got engaged 5 hours ago shitty: ASKDFJ WE MET 5 YEARS AGO!!!!!

[omgcheckplease]

Another wonderfully splendid illustration for the Check, Please!: Year Four Kickstarter postcard print set. This piece is by the one and only Victoria Grace Elliott. WE’RE LUCKY FOR THIS ONE, FOLKS.

If you love tasty treats and anything delectable, I highly suggest you pre-order Victoria’s debut graphic novel YUMMY: A History of Desserts. If the cover doesn’t have you salivating, I’m not sure you can be helped!

For more delicious drawings and kpop fanart, follow Victoria on social media. [Twitter | Instagram | @on-friday-afternoon​ | Portfolio]

[zim-bone-me]

the only cool thing jack zimmermann knows how to do is skateboard and no one believes him when he says he can do a kick flip

[bittysthesis]

#...the mental image of jack doing a kick flip#while everyone watches on in complete bewilderment is SO funny#jack can’t ride a bike but he can skateboard (via @unconventional-turtle​)

[duans]

sleep deprived samwell student: your manager looks gnc af

jack, bewildered, on his morning run: YOURE INSANE

[duans]

a different samwell student (who was Not There Two Seconds Ago how did he bump into somebody Again): your best friend looks gnc af

jack, again, on a separate morning run: YOURE INSANE

[decaf-draws-deactivated20230923]

yeah, no, for sure

[lardosducks]

remember when nursey and dex left and got their own table in the middle of a team dinner just to argue

[lardosducks]

this post is 5 years old but time is a flat circle in the check please fandom so im BRINGIN IT BACK