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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell
its that time again folks
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China is so full of vicious internet arguments by people who bitterly disagree with each other! (wiping tear at the common human spirit) just like us
China’s most popular blogger, Han Han (with a delicious Controversies section on Wikipedia, if you like that kind of thing), is described below “as if Stephenie Meyer, the teen-vampire author, had abandoned the Twilight series and started directing fans’ attention to the misuse of public funds”
The Web had altered the course of Han Han’s life. When he was in tenth grade, in 1998, he failed seven courses and dropped out. The next year, he sent a handwritten manuscript to a publisher; it was a novel called Triple Door, about a Chinese high school student slogging through “hours of endless emptiness,” copying lessons “from the blackboard to the notebook to the exam,” while his mother fed him pills intended to boost his IQ. Han compared China’s school system to the manufacture of chopsticks—a system designed to yield products of “exactly the same length.” Another publisher had pronounced the novel gloomy and out of step with the times; successful books about Chinese youth were more often akin to Harvard Girl, with the ambitious Ivy Leaguer clenching ice cubes to build fortitude. But an editor was enthusiastic about Han’s novel and printed thirty thousand copies. They sold out in three days. Another thirty thousand copies were printed, and they sold out, too.
In the global canon of teen-angst literature, the novel was tame, but in China it was unprecedented: a scathingly realistic satire of education and authority, written by a nobody. State television moved to tamp down the frenzy with an hour-long discussion on its national broadcast, but the strategy backfired. On TV, Han Han projected insolent glamour, with a boy-band shag haircut that swept down and across his left eye. When educators in tweeds and ties fulminated against “rebelliousness” that “might contribute to social instability,” Han smiled, cut them off, and said, “From the sound of it, your life experience has been even shallower than mine.” He was instantly famous—a seductive spokesman for a new brand of youthful defiance. The Chinese press proclaimed “Han Han fever.”
Triple Door went on to sell more than two million copies, putting it among China’s bestselling novels of the past two decades. In the next several years, Han published four more novels and several essay collections faithful to the subjects he knew best: teenagers, girls, and cars.
In 2006, Han Han started blogging, and his focus took an unmistakable turn toward some of China’s most sensitive matters: party corruption, censorship, the exploitation of young workers, pollution, the gap between the rich and the poor. It was as if Stephenie Meyer, the teen-vampire author, had abandoned the Twilight series and started directing fans’ attention to the misuse of public funds.
I like his style:
His criticism placed him in frequent combat with the “angry youth.” When Tang Jie and his friends were circulating nationalist videos in the spring of 2008, Han Han wrote, “How can our national self-respect be so fragile and shallow?… Somebody says you’re a mob, so you curse him, attack him, and then you say, ‘We’re not a mob.’ This is as if someone says you’re a fool, so you hold up a big sign in front of his girlfriend’s brother’s dog saying ‘I Am Not a Fool.’ The message will get to him, but he’ll still think you’re a fool.” A pro-government website once listed Han Han among the “slaves of the West” and superimposed a noose on his picture.
one cool thing about China is the bar for rebelliousness is so low, even though the stakes for crossing it are very high indeed, whereas here we can call for revolution day in day out and feel nothing, achieve nothing.
He also talks like and looks like a particularly politically active actor
Seriously I think the Smeyer analogy is off - he’s more like of Taylor Swift got famous writing scathing political satire
Han Han is cool
you know who else is cool?
Xu Xiaodong, who just goes around beating the living shit out of people who claim arcane, mystical kung fu powers
the government is shitting down Xu’s throat, because it has decided that lying about mystical kung fu powers is a core part of Chinese culture he is undermining
the best part is these tai chi and feng shui “masters” are so fucking delusional they keep challenging or accepting bouts with this guy, after seeing him kick his way through everyone else who came before him, because those other guys didn’t have the real kung fu magic but I, I TOTALLY have the real kung fu magic.
"Midsommar" Ari Aster, 2019
no joke who wants a date like this?
What a great idea!!
“While trimming the trees, my dad found himself with a lot of dead branches, and knowing from experience how hard it can be to find a good stick, and that the new dog park was opening soon, he had the idea that he would save them and put them in some kind of box.”
(via Metro)
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
He fisted as many as he could!
#when alex danvers’ sneaky background acting is better than the actual scene
SNEAKY BACKGROUND ALEX
BE STEALING ALL UR ALCOHOL
FROM UR FRIDGE OF STEEL
Don’t fire alarms have a thingy to turn them off? She just yanked it from the wall…
From experience I can say that yanking it out of the wall can be easier sometimes O.O
Oh my fucking GOD
this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.
oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies
@since-the-900s
This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.
They’re his pride now!
This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.
What if they're right... what if rich people ARENT all that ba-
Oh hmm. Hmmmm.
Link to her saying this shit as part of a gameshow on BBC with an audience laughing at How Funny She Is: (X)
Henry really sNAPPED
The Witcher, 1x04 - Of Banquets, Bastards, and Burials.
wow… just wow
The crazy bastard did it. I was on the forums when this dude started
How can you be the one that’s heartbroken. I was beyond broken by it. And for there to be any expectation that I’d want to relive it after you try to talk to me after four months of no word of whatsoever of what had occurred, and in a loud crowded place no less. your being an idealist. At least have the courtesy to personally reach out to me. You’d think after over 15 years it’s a bare minimum courtesy.
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
… apparently they now have a youtube channel filled with doing shenaniganry in armor.
Including the chicken dance
And the YMCA.
Y’all didn’t reblog the best one
Lmao this is the kind of thing YouTube will destroy if it can.
*slow clap it the fuck out*