me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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me adding 8 cloves of garlic instead of the 2 required for the recipe
i CANNOT stop thinking about this job ad. i am absolutely losing it over the implication that someone is going to apply to this job who 1) loves chasing birds and 2) is disturbingly competetive about it
one of the most underrated characters in tv historyĀ
Sol Koroleva šš½šš @soldatsot https://twitter.com/soldatsot/status/1123606012060098561
my absolute favorite thing about pliny the elder is the sheer comedic effect that results from an ancient roman who thought that there were only like 170 fish in the sea claiming that the romans knew everything about the world around them. like in one paragraph heāll say something likeĀ āisnāt it astounding how much we know about the world!ā and in the next breath heāll by likeĀ āand now here is a list of animals that have no blood in their body during certain times of the yearā and it never fails to kill me every time
admit it, we were all primed to hate america from the start because that fucker in Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron tried to hurt the horse and they made sure to put that American flag RIGHT THERE IN THE SHOT and then follow it with some BLATANT AND AWFUL RACISMā¦..they would not have the balls to release that movie nowā¦.the bryan adams bopsā¦ā¦the female directorsā¦.the blatant american colonialism calloutā¦ā¦.a masterpiece of american cinema
i love linguistics
love how all of hozierās lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. itās already happened
as the saying goes: one manās ā"conspiracyāā is another manās Economic Policies That The First Man Happens Not To Like
itās so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor itās because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, āsorry for the misunderstanding!ā i canāt wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say āsorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morningā and my coworkers will be like āoh worm.ā
iāll be honest iām not even sure half of these are vines but here we go
VINES ARE THERAPY
imcrying
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the caption says āwhen you come home from grandmasā and honestly?? y
Waking up to the best little boy on the planet.
@cheedho
Right here
thatās not better
He heard that
how did you get the candle inside
http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica
Save a life
Totes good data.
The part of this I donāt like is āthey will most likely move on to an easier target.ā Like Iām supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?
Change your neighborās screws too
Channel your inner dad
Chage everyoneās screws
Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didnāt have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws
Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.
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make sure you install longer screws on the hinges too. contractors often cut corners by using whatever they have lying around and s door can be kicked off from the hinge side too. this is especially important with older homes and apartments. depending on the maintenance standards (if there are any), a door that has been repaired or replaced could have mismatched screws.
Just a random note.
Letās all screw around.