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Henry Moody Muthaaa Fuckkaaaa. Californication Writer, sometimes. I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. NSFW | Mun: 21+ | Side blog from Agcntspooky

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ATTRACTION MEME ;;

If your muse is attracted to my muse’s LOOKS, send a ➤ !! If your muse is attracted to my muse’s PERSONALITY, send a ★ !!  If your muse is attracted to mine ROMANTICALLY, send a ❥ !! If your muse is attracted to mine PLATONICALLY, send a ✿ !! If your muse is attracted to mine SEXUALLY, send a Ⓡ !! If your muse is has POTENTIAL to be attracted to mine in any of the above, send a ↳ , along with the symbol has potential !! If it’s UNREQUITED, send a ☢ along with the symbol of which is unrequited !!

[moodymothafucka]

I miss rping on here. Anyways, this blog is like 4 years old.

[musingofmemes-blog]

For Every 🧠 I Receive I Will Reveal One Fact About My Muse

[rpmememaker]

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

[aus-yeezus]

[thexfiles]

[moodymothafucka]

Who's up for headcanons? (Made on mobile so sorry if some are weird on desktop)

😄: Something that makes my muse happy.

☺️: An embarrassing fact about my muse.

😉: A pick up line my muse would use.

😘: When/How my muse would flirt.

😍: How my muse would act if they like someone.

❤️: A way to make my muse fall in love with you.

💔: A way to make my muse hate you/break their heart.

💭:A thought my muse has had about yours/random thought

😔: A nightmare my muse has had.

😌: A dream my muse has had.

😒: Something that annoys my muse.

😢: Something that makes my muse cry.

😂: One of my muses favorite jokes.

😰: Something that scares my muse.

😪: Something that bores my muse.

😡: Something that makes my muse angry.

😈: Something bad my muse has done/does.

😇: Something good my muse has done/does.

🙈: Something my muse never wants to see.

🙉: Something my muse never wants to hear.

🙊: Something my muse never wants to say/wants to say but can't.

🎶: A song my muse likes and why.

[askmemesyo-blog1]

Send me a symbol, and my muse will answer:

❤ : Would my muse have sex with yours if they asked.

✉ : What would they say in a love letter to your muse.

☼ : What kind of outfit they think your muse should wear.

£ : If our two muses went on a date, who would they expect to pay for it.

★ : What their favorite thing is about your muse.

♚ : What my muse thinks your muse is good at.

♋ : Who would be the big spoon and who would be the little spoon.

♒ : How my muse would describe yours in one sentence.

☢ : If they view your muse as a friend or enemy or love interest.

✘ : What one thing they would change about your muse.

❥ : Where would they kiss your muse if they had to kiss them right now.

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[stephseymour-deactivated2019081]

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Who trashes the house? Do either of them get physical? How often do they argue/disagree? Who is the first to apologise?

Sex:

Who is on top? Who is on the bottom? Who has the strangest desires? Any kinks? Who’s dominant in bed? Is head ever in the equation? If so, who is better at performing it? Ever had sex in public? Who moans the most? Who leaves the most marks? Who screams the loudest? Who is the more experienced of the two? Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Rough or soft? How long do they usually last? Is protection used? Does it ever get boring? Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? 

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Who is the favorite parent? Who is the authoritative parent? Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Who changes the diapers? Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Who spends the most time with the children? Who packs their lunch boxes? Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Who cleans up after the kids? Who worries the most? Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Who is the little spoon? Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?   How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Who gives the most kisses? What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?  How often do they get time to themselves?

Sleeping:

Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Do they share a bed or sleep separately? If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Who talks in their sleep? What do they wear to bed? Are either of your muses insomniacs? Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Who wakes up with bed hair? Who wakes up first? Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? What is their favourite sleeping position? Who hogs the sheets? Do they set an alarm each night? Can a television be found in their bedroom? Who has nightmares? Who has ridiculous dreams? Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?  Who makes the bed?  What time is bed time?  Any routines/rituals before bed? Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? 

Work:

Who is the busiest? Who rakes in the highest income? Are any of your muses unemployed? Who takes the most sick days? Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Who sucks up to their boss? What are their jobs? Who stresses the most? Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Are your muses financially stable? 

Home:

Who does the washing? Who takes out the trash? Who does the ironing? Who does the cooking? Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? Who is messier?  Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Who forgets to flush the toilet? Who is the prankster around the house? Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Who mows the lawn? Who answers the telephone? Who does the vacuuming? Who does the groceries? Who takes the longest to shower? Who spends the most time in the bathroom?

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? How many cars do they own? Do they own their home or do they rent? Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? Do they live in the city or in the country?  Do they enjoy their surroundings? What’s their song? What do they do when they’re away from each other? Where did they first meet? How did they first meet? Who spends the most money when out shopping? Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Any mental issues? Who’s terrified of bugs? Who kills the spiders around the house? Their favourite place? Who pays the bills? Do they have any fears for their future? Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Who uses up all of the hot water?  Who’s the tallest? Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Who wanders around in their underwear? Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? What do they tease each other about? Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? Do they have mutual friends? Who crushed first?  Any alcohol or substance related problems? Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Who swears the most?

[moodymothafucka]

rowanmcallister‌:

All it took was one call for Zep to zoom through the apartment until he reached his best friend Hank. He’d been too busy chewing on some old socks instead of his toys, but now, he was ready to be pet and loved. Meanwhile, Rowan plopped down on the couch and tuned into the HBO app to load the first episode. Ever so mindful of her boyfriend, she waited until he arrived with wine, their popcorn, and Zeppie and then pressed play. The familiar introduction played, and as it did, Rowan took the time to answer some text messages. 

“Better tell everyone to leave me alone for the day,” she mused. “Game of Thrones’ the only thing I’m gonna worry about tonight.”

The first try opening the hot bag nearly burned his hands. The seconds time he didn’t risk anything. With two oven-mitt clad hands, he dumps the bag into a bowl and adds just a little bit of extra salt and butter. Zeppelin comes speed running into the kitchen, following the voice of the dude that usually ends up giving him scraps after a meal. ❝ DUDE! Those are my good socks! ❞ Managing the bowl of popcorn in one hand and the two glasses of wine intricately balanced the necks between his fingers, Hank finds his place back on the couch. 

❝ The perks of never taking your phone off the charger for the day, ❞ He shrugs. Zeppie finds the good spot right between the two -- of course taking up much more room than he needs. 

[moodymothafucka]

flyingupward‌:

       jean looks up, peeking at him over her glasses and gathering first impressions. confident, HANDSOME, and he knows it. and yet he’s here. ❝ yes, yes i am. are you here for a session ? ❞

     Hank shrugs his shoulders, ❝-- Well, according to my agent, I’m your three o’clock. Long story short, ❞  which I’m sure you’d like to get paid for listening so why don’t I sit? ❝ I have ten hours of therapy time and two hundred for community service... so here I am. ❞  

[buicknovski]

[effyeffa]

mood

[moodymothafucka]

@flyingupward didn’t even ask for this shit

             ❝ Your - uh- son let me in on his way out... Are you Jean. Jean Milburn? ❞ Hank steps further into the room, mentally noting what the fuck in his head at all the vagina and penis art that litter the walls and tables.

[moodymothafucka]

hey, quick question. What the fuck?

there are like NO other Californication rper out there! bruhhhh, come on!

[moodymothafucka]

rowanmcallister‌:

Popcorn and wine. 

The bourgeoisie woman inside her shrieked at the very thought of such a combination, but it wasn’t enough to deter Rowan. She eagerly nodded her head and, without losing another second, plopped down on the sofa. “You get us that and I’ll pull the first episode up.”

The kernels pop in the microwave while Hank pours two glasses of some cheap-ass Moscato that was part of a BOGO sale he got with a not-so-cheap-ass bottle --- sadly it’s the lesser of the two they have left. ❝  Where’s the dog?  ❞ It’s kinda odd he hasn’t heard him in a while. ❝  ZEP? Here bud!  ❞